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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63225 on: June 03, 2020, 12:29:45 PM »
Raining, so no hosing  noooo: noooo:

At least the cellar won't flood again...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63226 on: June 04, 2020, 06:34:07 AM »
Lunch delivery day  scared2:

Thinking about cleaning my bathroom but may leave it for a few days  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63227 on: June 04, 2020, 10:54:26 AM »
Might attack 2 months of e-mails ......... scared2:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63228 on: June 04, 2020, 12:19:24 PM »
Had to deliver to Annie again. Rang the bell and ran away  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63229 on: June 04, 2020, 12:43:15 PM »
Killing ants ...... cussing:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63230 on: June 04, 2020, 12:45:42 PM »
 eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

The ratty poison has arrived  Sinister: Sinister: Sinister:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63231 on: June 04, 2020, 01:01:54 PM »
eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

The ratty poison has arrived  Sinister: Sinister: Sinister:

*orders new black suit online.......*  noooo:
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« Reply #63232 on: June 04, 2020, 01:07:48 PM »
Ratty will not be getting a funeral  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63233 on: June 04, 2020, 01:10:23 PM »
eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

The ratty poison has arrived  Sinister: Sinister: Sinister:

*orders new black suit online.......*  noooo:

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« Reply #63234 on: June 04, 2020, 01:13:04 PM »
Killing ants ...... cussing:

The little feckers are everywhere aren't they?  cussing:

They completely invaded the living room and bathroom the other day!  eeek:

I went mad with a tin of ant powder inside and out and it seems to have done the trick although the mahoosive lizard in the lounge* may be acting as a deterrent...  ;)










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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63235 on: June 04, 2020, 01:14:47 PM »
Reading the destructions. The poison contains red dye. This colours rat poo red so if I find red rat poo I can be sure that he has been a-nibbling  eveilgrin:

I may take pictures  eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63236 on: June 04, 2020, 01:21:13 PM »
Reading the destructions. The poison contains red dye. This colours rat poo red so if I find red rat poo I can be sure that he has been a-nibbling  eveilgrin:

I may take pictures  eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

A red, dead, decomposing rat under your decking you say...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63237 on: June 04, 2020, 01:26:50 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63238 on: June 04, 2020, 01:59:46 PM »
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

A decomposing rat under the decking during a hot summer...



You new neighbour is going to be soooooo thrilled, but on the bright side for her she won't have some elderly rusty perv drooling over her when she wears shorts...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63239 on: June 04, 2020, 02:05:17 PM »
The last rat I had surfaced to die.  eveilgrin: 
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