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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63240 on: June 04, 2020, 02:10:45 PM »
The last rat I had surfaced to die.  eveilgrin:

Was it living in the cellar?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63241 on: June 04, 2020, 02:23:20 PM »
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63242 on: June 04, 2020, 02:27:32 PM »
 rubschin:  Under the decking, you say?   rubschin: 

Could be entertaining  :thumbsup:

I could cook some pizzas at the same time  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63243 on: June 04, 2020, 02:29:46 PM »
rubschin:  Under the decking, you say?   rubschin: 

Could be entertaining  :thumbsup:

I could cook some pizzas at the same time  whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63244 on: June 04, 2020, 02:36:36 PM »
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

A decomposing rat under the decking during a hot summer...



You new neighbour is going to be soooooo thrilled, but on the bright side for her she won't have some elderly rusty perv drooling over her when she wears shorts...  whistle:

Nah, gallon of (cheap) petrol and a match and problem solved....  whistle:

I know that you are in Cyprus right now but do you really think that is a safe distance to suggest Nick starts buggering around with petrol and a match....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63245 on: June 04, 2020, 02:37:28 PM »
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

A decomposing rat under the decking during a hot summer...



You new neighbour is going to be soooooo thrilled, but on the bright side for her she won't have some elderly rusty perv drooling over her when she wears shorts...  whistle:

Nah, gallon of (cheap) petrol and a match and problem solved....  whistle:

I know that you are in Cyprus right now but do you really think that is a safe distance to suggest Nick starts buggering around with petrol and a match....  noooo:

Oh yes!  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63246 on: June 04, 2020, 02:39:13 PM »
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

A decomposing rat under the decking during a hot summer...



You new neighbour is going to be soooooo thrilled, but on the bright side for her she won't have some elderly rusty perv drooling over her when she wears shorts...  whistle:

Nah, gallon of (cheap) petrol and a match and problem solved....  whistle:

I know that you are in Cyprus right now but do you really think that is a safe distance to suggest Nick starts buggering around with petrol and a match....  noooo:

Oh yes!  eveilgrin:

I know that at your advanced age the memory tends to go but surely you remember Nick's past exploits with flammable items and his ability to set fire to things that aren't supposed to be able to...  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63247 on: June 05, 2020, 06:44:09 AM »
Might clean the bathroom if I have time  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63248 on: June 05, 2020, 06:46:08 AM »
Got to go to the big house and fix whatever is leaking on the roof...  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63249 on: June 05, 2020, 06:58:48 AM »
Takes black suit to cleaners
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63250 on: June 05, 2020, 07:09:48 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63251 on: June 05, 2020, 08:02:41 AM »
Out early to for the mobile butcher that comes to the market on Fridays.

1 40oz Tomahawk steak
2 T-bones
20 sirloins

£20. Breakfast is sorted...

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63252 on: June 05, 2020, 10:29:59 AM »
Fixed...  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63253 on: June 05, 2020, 11:02:35 AM »
Off to horsepickle for perscription .... scared2:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63254 on: June 05, 2020, 03:00:04 PM »
Out early to for the mobile butcher that comes to the market on Fridays.

1 40oz Tomahawk steak
2 T-bones
20 sirloins

£20. Breakfast is sorted...

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