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Offline Steve

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63360 on: June 14, 2020, 12:21:02 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 14, 2020, 10:04:46 AM
Someone just got in touch with me on Faceache. I rented a flat off her in Putney in 1980! She now lives in the next street to me  Shocked:

Fortunately, she seems to have forgotten about that incident when I flooded out a dinner party she was having downstairs and accidentally dyed all her underwear brown  redface:

Ah now I know the details it is clear she's found a blame = claim solicitor
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63361 on: June 14, 2020, 12:36:55 PM »
Quote from: Steve on June 14, 2020, 12:21:02 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 14, 2020, 10:04:46 AM
Someone just got in touch with me on Faceache. I rented a flat off her in Putney in 1980! She now lives in the next street to me  Shocked:

Fortunately, she seems to have forgotten about that incident when I flooded out a dinner party she was having downstairs and accidentally dyed all her underwear brown  redface:

Ah now I know the details it is clear she's found a blame = claim solicitor

Sounds like hysterical amnesia, the poor woman blanked that incident from her mind upon setting eyes on Nick again. It shows that even back in the 80's the Ginger Shambles was dangerous with a hose.  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63362 on: June 14, 2020, 02:12:32 PM »
Funny how these things bring back old memories. I have just recalled that the dinner guests that evening were Professor Heinz Wolff and his wife. She had earphone plaits and always wore those Bavarian dirndl skirts.

I imagine that having electrified brown water dropping on his dinner may have inspired an exciting TV series  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63363 on: June 14, 2020, 03:42:03 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 14, 2020, 02:12:32 PM
Funny how these things bring back old memories. I have just recalled that the dinner guests that evening were Professor Heinz Wolff and his wife. She had earphone plaits and always wore those Bavarian dirndl skirts.

I imagine that having electrified brown water dropping on his dinner may have inspired an exciting TV series  :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63364 on: June 14, 2020, 03:45:39 PM »
I am an hero  angel1  And no one died  :thumbsup:  Except that blue carpet and some knickers  :thumbsup:  And some bras  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63365 on: June 14, 2020, 04:45:53 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 14, 2020, 10:04:46 AM
Someone just got in touch with me on Faceache. I rented a flat off her in Putney in 1980! She now lives in the next street to me  Shocked:

Fortunately, she seems to have forgotten about that incident when I flooded out a dinner party she was having downstairs and accidentally dyed all her underwear brown  redface:

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Wet underwear again .... Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63366 on: June 14, 2020, 04:46:45 PM »
 noooo: noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63367 on: June 14, 2020, 07:05:01 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 14, 2020, 03:45:39 PM
I am an hero  angel1  And no one died  :thumbsup:  Except that blue carpet and some knickers  :thumbsup:  And some bras  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
You really couldn't have picked a worserer colour could you

Surely it was the carpet formerly known as the blue carpet
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63368 on: June 15, 2020, 08:12:52 AM »
Going out to see where the car takes me.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63369 on: June 15, 2020, 10:19:02 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 15, 2020, 08:12:52 AM
Going out to see where the car takes me.

A new pub game you say, Where's Wally...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63370 on: June 15, 2020, 11:15:02 AM »
DIY stuff...  surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63371 on: June 15, 2020, 11:30:00 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63372 on: June 15, 2020, 12:23:13 PM »
Been to two of me locks, likes.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63373 on: June 15, 2020, 01:25:39 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63374 on: June 15, 2020, 03:04:42 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 15, 2020, 08:12:52 AM
Going out to see where the car takes me.

Petrol station ?
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