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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63555 on: June 26, 2020, 01:47:05 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63556 on: June 26, 2020, 02:01:56 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63557 on: June 26, 2020, 02:07:48 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63558 on: June 26, 2020, 02:10:11 PM »
Had a bloke round to look at our broken shower ...what's the bet this turns into a full refurb job
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63559 on: June 26, 2020, 02:24:22 PM »
Had a bloke round to look at our broken shower ...what's the bet this turns into a full refurb job

For sure! Kerrrrrchiiiinnnnggg!  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63560 on: June 26, 2020, 02:28:56 PM »
About to set off TO THE PUB FOR A PROPER PINT  :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63561 on: June 26, 2020, 02:29:17 PM »
About to set off TO THE PUB FOR A PROPER PINT  :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63562 on: June 26, 2020, 02:43:08 PM »
About to set off TO THE PUB FOR A PROPER PINT  :thumbsup:

Takeaway?   rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63563 on: June 26, 2020, 02:57:37 PM »
About to set off TO THE PUB FOR A PROPER PINT  :thumbsup:

Takeaway?   rubschin:

Yup, pints in plastic glasses and you have to stand away from the pub - on the old golf course. Bushes for toilets  lol:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63564 on: June 26, 2020, 02:59:10 PM »
Is it time for my bush joke?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63565 on: June 26, 2020, 03:03:09 PM »
About to set off TO THE PUB FOR A PROPER PINT  :thumbsup:

Takeaway?   rubschin:

Yup, pints in plastic glasses and you have to stand away from the pub - on the old golf course. Bushes for toilets  lol:

Jumpers for goalposts...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63566 on: June 26, 2020, 04:39:48 PM »
About to set off TO THE PUB FOR A PROPER PINT  :thumbsup:

Takeaway?   rubschin:

Yup, pints in plastic glasses and you have to stand away from the pub - on the old golf course. Bushes for toilets  lol:

Oh I know...I have a gazillion complaints to deal with from local residents about varuous pubs and their off sales and groups not social distancing, weeing and god forbid - enjoying themselves

My head is officially done in !!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63567 on: June 26, 2020, 05:12:08 PM »
Tell them to pop out to the pub and chillax  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63568 on: June 26, 2020, 05:40:19 PM »
Arrived at me lock to find it was broken, like  cry:
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Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63569 on: June 26, 2020, 05:40:47 PM »
went out and bought some roses
Well, whatever, nevermind