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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63585 on: June 27, 2020, 01:32:14 PM »
Three narrow boats, one cruiser and an ambulance  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63586 on: June 27, 2020, 01:34:46 PM »
Three narrow boats, one cruiser and an ambulance  rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63587 on: June 27, 2020, 01:35:43 PM »
It was a Dutch canal ambulance from Amsterdam  cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63588 on: June 27, 2020, 01:36:31 PM »
It was a Dutch canal ambulance from Amsterdam  cussing:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63589 on: June 27, 2020, 02:55:51 PM »
The Boy calls. He bemoans the pittance he is earning. He talks about the cost of repairs to his car. He reports his iPhone is broken. He enquires after my health. He reminds me of his imminent birthday. What connection can these things have??? rubschin: rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63590 on: June 27, 2020, 02:57:31 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63591 on: June 27, 2020, 02:58:27 PM »
Off to me second favourite lock, like  :thumbsup:
Do you get to pick the one you go to?

Only if he is a key worker  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63592 on: June 27, 2020, 04:15:15 PM »
Off to me second favourite lock, like  :thumbsup:
Do you get to pick the one you go to?

Only if he is a key worker  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63593 on: June 27, 2020, 04:16:05 PM »
It was a Dutch canal ambulance from Amsterdam  cussing:
Bit out of its way, Sat Nag bust?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63594 on: June 27, 2020, 04:17:36 PM »
 ::)  The guy lives in Lincoln. He bought it from the Dutch ambulance folks. It has a worryingly big platform for stretchers  rubschin:  It is big enough for him to have brought it across the North Sea  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63595 on: June 27, 2020, 04:19:36 PM »
The Boy calls. He bemoans the pittance he is earning. He talks about the cost of repairs to his car. He reports his iPhone is broken. He enquires after my health. He reminds me of his imminent birthday. What connection can these things have??? rubschin: rubschin:
rubschin:  Sherlock Holmes not exactly needed for that.  But you need a cunning plan.  How about you give him your all new phone number (Mrs Nick's)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63596 on: June 27, 2020, 04:33:44 PM »
::)  The guy lives in Lincoln. He bought it from the Dutch ambulance folks. It has a worryingly big platform for stretchers  rubschin:  It is big enough for him to have brought it across the North Sea  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63597 on: June 27, 2020, 04:35:33 PM »
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63598 on: June 27, 2020, 04:38:15 PM »
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63599 on: June 27, 2020, 04:50:39 PM »
::)  The guy lives in Lincoln. He bought it from the Dutch ambulance folks. It has a worryingly big platform for stretchers  rubschin:  It is big enough for him to have brought it across the North Sea  scared2:
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