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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63660 on: June 30, 2020, 03:47:14 PM »
YOu wouldn't understand  ::)
Go on try us

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1. The lock is at the end of a long canalised section of the Trent which flows through Newark. The drop from high to low the largest on the river which means it is under mahoosive pressure.

2. This causes constant damage to the  (100 year old) mechanism

3. Filling the lock is a mix of science and witchcraft as getting it wrong results in boats crashing and/or sinking

4. Emptying it is a pain as two of the four bottom sluice gates are currently damaged

5. The new control panel is a prototype prone to bugs. Staff who can fix these are all furloughed

6. The location is prone to vandalism (Newark is surprisingly chavvy) and getting into any lock facility involves using more keys than a jailer  noooo:

7. The lock leaks in about 20 places and you have to be specially trained to work on it. The leaks move about unpredictably.

8. It is often the first lock that newbie boaters encounter when they collect their pride and joy from one of the two local marinas  facepalm:

9. It is a 42 mile round trip from Chez Nick
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 Was it only me that when they got to (3) thought  'Oh the fun we could have'  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63661 on: June 30, 2020, 03:52:05 PM »
I let some newbies through earlier. It was their first time out in their new boat. They told me they plan to come back through this evening (there is a way they can do this themselves using a special key). It will NOT go well  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63662 on: June 30, 2020, 07:54:06 PM »
I let some newbies through earlier. It was their first time out in their new boat. They told me they plan to come back through this evening (there is a way they can do this themselves using a special key). It will NOT go well  noooo:
Fishing the bodies out in the morning eh?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63663 on: June 30, 2020, 07:56:26 PM »
They broke the lock. Apparently scuba divers coming there tomorrow  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63664 on: June 30, 2020, 08:02:33 PM »
They broke the lock. Apparently scuba divers coming there tomorrow  noooo:
noooo: noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63665 on: June 30, 2020, 08:17:51 PM »
They broke the lock. Apparently scuba divers coming there tomorrow  noooo:
noooo: noooo:

Lock-down......... rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63666 on: June 30, 2020, 09:49:20 PM »
I mostly despair

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63668 on: July 01, 2020, 07:05:38 AM »
A brief trip to the National Watersports Centre  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63669 on: July 01, 2020, 07:20:08 AM »
Finally colouring LL's hair...  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63670 on: July 01, 2020, 07:50:20 AM »
Finally colouring LL's hair...  scared2:

TMJs...... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63671 on: July 01, 2020, 08:04:55 AM »
Finally colouring LL's hair...  scared2:

TMJs...... noooo:

Why don't you log-in to your pub account on Misty's laptop...? Shrugs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63672 on: July 01, 2020, 12:57:45 PM »
Baking bread...  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63673 on: July 01, 2020, 01:13:39 PM »
Baking bread...  cloud9:

Hair dressing ..making bread........ rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63674 on: July 01, 2020, 01:28:07 PM »
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