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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63750 on: July 08, 2020, 05:42:52 PM »
2020 what a cunter!  cussing:

My best mate has cancer...  noooo: I'm gutted...  cry:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63751 on: July 08, 2020, 05:44:13 PM »
It's a conundrum wrapped inside an engima.

I think Foggy has strangled him (understandably) and is now pretending to be him, as her, to suggest he has become a tranny and she is tied up in a cupboard :thumbsup:

It's obvious angel1

Meanwhile, I await a call from the late Mrs Nick  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63752 on: July 08, 2020, 05:45:09 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 08, 2020, 05:42:52 PM
2020 what a cunter!  cussing:

My best mate has cancer...  noooo: I'm gutted...  cry:

Some of it is treatable :thumbsup:  Not mine, sadly  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63753 on: July 08, 2020, 05:48:45 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 08, 2020, 05:44:13 PM
It's a conundrum wrapped inside an engima.

I think Foggy has strangled him (understandably) and is now pretending to be him, as her, to suggest he has become a tranny and she is tied up in a cupboard :thumbsup:

It's obvious angel1

Meanwhile, I await a call from the late Mrs Nick  ::)

Bizarrely, Apey couldn't spell conundrum or enigma.... Could this be some kind of test perhaps...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63754 on: July 08, 2020, 05:50:25 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63755 on: July 08, 2020, 05:51:02 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 08, 2020, 05:45:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 08, 2020, 05:42:52 PM
2020 what a cunter!  cussing:

My best mate has cancer...  noooo: I'm gutted...  cry:

Some of it is treatable :thumbsup:  Not mine, sadly  noooo:

It feels like you have had it forevah... ::)

Anyhoo... the bed goes on Tuesday so you'll be sleeping on the floor with Emma...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63756 on: July 08, 2020, 06:12:32 PM »
3 years. Not much longer  :thumbsup:

Is Emma the loud shaggy one?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63757 on: July 08, 2020, 06:16:46 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 08, 2020, 06:12:32 PM
3 years. Not much longer  :thumbsup:

Is Emma the loud shaggy one?

The barky one...  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63758 on: July 08, 2020, 06:21:13 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63759 on: July 08, 2020, 06:39:03 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 08, 2020, 04:25:42 PM
Lovely day out!! Bedfordshire the Pretty Way via Stamford and back the other Pretty Way up the Vale of Belvoir [snigger].

Lunch with the JLV and 2-3 hours of convo about funeral arrangements. She is doing the funeral. It will be such fun that I am actually looking forward to it!!
:thumbsup:  I think

Just don't make it too soon, 2045 seems sensible
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63760 on: July 08, 2020, 06:40:44 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 08, 2020, 05:42:52 PM
2020 what a cunter!  cussing:

My best mate has cancer...  noooo: I'm gutted...  cry:
noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63761 on: July 08, 2020, 07:05:54 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 08, 2020, 05:42:52 PM
2020 what a cunter!  cussing:

My best mate has cancer...  noooo: I'm gutted...  cry:

Oh nooooooooooooooo  sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63762 on: July 08, 2020, 07:11:06 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 08, 2020, 05:42:52 PM
2020 what a cunter!  cussing:

My best mate has cancer...  noooo: I'm gutted...  cry:

 noooo: noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63763 on: July 08, 2020, 07:45:05 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 08, 2020, 05:44:13 PM

Meanwhile, I await a call from the late Mrs Nick  ::)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63764 on: July 08, 2020, 07:52:10 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 08, 2020, 06:16:46 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 08, 2020, 06:12:32 PM
3 years. Not much longer  :thumbsup:

Is Emma the loud shaggy one?

The barky one...  ::)

Well we all know Nick is barking so that makes sense  whistle:
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