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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63930 on: July 19, 2020, 12:20:02 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on July 19, 2020, 11:10:30 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 19, 2020, 09:35:16 AM
Ah, they've 'temporarily' fixed the problem by ignoring the leak and switching the water back on...  ::)

Consequently, there is now a river running past the apartment....  lol:







I take it they don't do proper dropped crossings to allow cars on to the driveways there  Banghead

No...  lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63931 on: July 19, 2020, 01:41:31 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 19, 2020, 07:15:14 AM
We had a major water leak just up the road yesterday morning so mains water has been off since then (and no sign of Nicos the Plumber)...

Strangely, the expats haven't been going mental over it as they normally would - I reckon everybody has been beaten into low expectations by 2020...  lol:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63932 on: July 19, 2020, 03:34:24 PM »
Scorchio day at me lock  cloud9:

Every newbie, nutter and pisshead on the Trent was out and about   noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63933 on: July 19, 2020, 03:58:42 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 19, 2020, 03:34:24 PM
Scorchio day at me lock  cloud9:

Every newbie, nutter and pisshead on the Trent was out and about   noooo:

All 3 you .... rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63934 on: July 19, 2020, 04:04:02 PM »
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A lot of people have bought boats this year as they cannot go on the holidays they want. None have set foot on a boat before and are clueless.  The regulars are all pissed by noon  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63935 on: July 19, 2020, 04:07:40 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 19, 2020, 04:04:02 PM
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A lot of people have bought boats this year as they cannot go on the holidays they want. None have set foot on a boat before and are clueless.  The regulars are all pissed by noon  noooo:

Yeah ..one of Miss T relatives bought a boat (river cruiser ? )...to do up ......never made the water ... noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63936 on: July 19, 2020, 04:17:04 PM »
One guy today was bragging he had got a new boat off Fleabay. £311!!  Why. It had sunk and was at the bottom of the River Weaver. He had it raised (£1000) "fixed" the engine, jetwashed it and repaired all the electrics  ("I know about these things) . :thumbsup:

It broke down in the lock  noooo:

I flushed him out by opening  the sluices and sent him careering down the river  eveilgrin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63937 on: July 19, 2020, 04:39:38 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 19, 2020, 04:17:04 PM
One guy today was bragging he had got a new boat off Fleabay. £311!!  Why. It had sunk and was at the bottom of the River Weaver. He had it raised (£1000) "fixed" the engine, jetwashed it and repaired all the electrics  ("I know about these things) . :thumbsup:

It broke down in the lock  noooo:

I flushed him out by opening  the sluices and sent him careering down the river  eveilgrin:

Zapped by Nick-o-rays on it's maiden voyage..  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63938 on: July 19, 2020, 05:22:48 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 19, 2020, 04:17:04 PM
One guy today was bragging he had got a new boat off Fleabay. £311!!  Why. It had sunk and was at the bottom of the River Weaver. He had it raised (£1000) "fixed" the engine, jetwashed it and repaired all the electrics  ("I know about these things) . :thumbsup:

It broke down in the lock  noooo:

I flushed him out by opening  the sluices and sent him careering down the river  eveilgrin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63939 on: July 19, 2020, 06:25:12 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on July 19, 2020, 05:22:48 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 19, 2020, 04:17:04 PM
One guy today was bragging he had got a new boat off Fleabay. £311!!  Why. It had sunk and was at the bottom of the River Weaver. He had it raised (£1000) "fixed" the engine, jetwashed it and repaired all the electrics  ("I know about these things) . :thumbsup:

It broke down in the lock  noooo:

I flushed him out by opening  the sluices and sent him careering down the river  eveilgrin:

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More Tales of the Riverbank   :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63940 on: July 20, 2020, 04:55:43 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 19, 2020, 04:17:04 PM
One guy today was bragging he had got a new boat off Fleabay. £311!!  Why. It had sunk and was at the bottom of the River Weaver. He had it raised (£1000) "fixed" the engine, jetwashed it and repaired all the electrics  ("I know about these things) . :thumbsup:

It broke down in the lock  noooo:

I flushed him out by opening  the sluices and sent him careering down the river  eveilgrin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63941 on: July 20, 2020, 04:56:21 AM »
Got an IKEA delivery then taking the dog to the hairdressers... No oiling today...  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63942 on: July 20, 2020, 06:51:23 AM »
That was fun... ::)

Had to chase two Eastern Europeans driving an owld Parcel Force van around the village to get my IKEA order...  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63943 on: July 20, 2020, 07:24:44 AM »
Housewerk  sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63944 on: July 20, 2020, 08:01:15 AM »
Friends coming round

Need to hoover first  cry:
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