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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64080 on: July 29, 2020, 06:56:20 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 29, 2020, 06:48:08 PM
I don't think free buffets are allowed now  noooo:

I didn't think of that ...... evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64081 on: July 29, 2020, 06:59:28 PM »
Well I've had a light day in comparison

Washing machine fails, investigation takes me to the fused spur which appears to have internally melted - just like the one in February.  This means the whole mass of electrics that was put in is now sus and needs checking.  Meantime  scared2:

Mrs K finds a new house cleaning company to replace the one that went out of business during lockdown.  So those £££ we've been saving have now ended  cry:
 
Go for Tesco Click and Collect.  Over £100, well over £100 and they didn't have the Hagen Daas what was ordered but worse Mrs K spots the bag of crisps I added.  Well a bag of 24 bag of crisps.  Apparently this is an evil thing to do and I am in the dog house  noooo:


But they did have that Marmite Hummus  :thumbsup:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64082 on: July 29, 2020, 08:09:19 PM »
Quote from: Steve on July 29, 2020, 06:59:28 PM
Well I've had a light day in comparison

Washing machine fails, investigation takes me to the fused spur which appears to have internally melted - just like the one in February.  This means the whole mass of electrics that was put in is now sus and needs checking.  Meantime  scared2:

Mrs K finds a new house cleaning company to replace the one that went out of business during lockdown.  So those £££ we've been saving have now ended  cry:
 
Go for Tesco Click and Collect.  Over £100, well over £100 and they didn't have the Hagen Daas what was ordered but worse Mrs K spots the bag of crisps I added.  Well a bag of 24 bag of crisps.  Apparently this is an evil thing to do and I am in the dog house  noooo:


But they did have that Marmite Hummus  :thumbsup:

We need verdict on hummus for Miss D ...... Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64083 on: July 29, 2020, 08:49:23 PM »
Do you really need to ask ?  noooo:

Just scrape the contents of babies first nappy into a jar and save a fortune on production costs  sick2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64084 on: July 29, 2020, 09:21:39 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 29, 2020, 06:48:08 PM
I don't think free buffets are allowed now  noooo:

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I don't think he had realised that yet...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64085 on: July 29, 2020, 11:36:35 PM »
Quote from: Steve on July 29, 2020, 06:51:33 PM
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At the horsepickle... You really couldn't make this year up...  Banghead

 rubschin:

LL went to the supermarket (Paps) this morning... A big metal shelf fell over on her foot - fractured ankle...  noooo:

Just back from the hospital all plastered up...

FFS! cussing:

Ker ching .... whistle:

And send my best .. cloud9:

Poor me... 10 days of this....  sad24:




Ouch!  Think LL has the worserer of this than you though.  Hope it's not too painful
Shocked: Nasty. LL is not having a good year at all. Send hugs. happy100
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64086 on: July 30, 2020, 05:36:53 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 29, 2020, 01:48:32 PM
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At the horsepickle... You really couldn't make this year up...  Banghead

 rubschin:

LL went to the supermarket (Paps) this morning... A big metal shelf fell over on her foot - fractured ankle...  noooo:

Just back from the hospital all plastered up...

FFS! cussing:

Ker ching .... whistle:

And send my best .. cloud9:

Poor me... 10 days of this....  sad24:





Ouch, poor LL.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64087 on: July 30, 2020, 06:24:22 AM »
Got my nurses uniform on, have been to the pharmacy, collected crutches and now making the patient breckers... ::)

...then off to collect her car from the supermarket...  Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64088 on: July 30, 2020, 06:34:56 AM »
 noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64089 on: July 30, 2020, 07:28:07 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 30, 2020, 06:24:22 AM
Got my nurses uniform on, have been to the pharmacy, collected crutches and now making the patient breckers... ::)

...then off to collect her car from the supermarket...  Banghead



Poor LL, hasn't she suffered enough...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64090 on: July 30, 2020, 07:53:58 AM »
There are special helplines for victims of abuse during lockdown  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64091 on: July 30, 2020, 08:04:19 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64092 on: July 30, 2020, 08:12:43 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 30, 2020, 06:24:22 AM
Got my nurses uniform on, have been to the pharmacy, collected crutches and now making the patient breckers... ::)

...then off to collect her car from the supermarket...  Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64093 on: July 30, 2020, 08:50:14 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on July 30, 2020, 07:53:58 AM
There are special helplines for victims of abuse during lockdown  rubschin:

Don't tell me BM is serenading poor LL  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64094 on: July 30, 2020, 11:04:21 AM »
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Quote from: Barman on July 21, 2020, 05:20:12 PM
What is it with 2020???  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Another friend with Ovarian Cancer and another friend gone missing for three days...  noooo:

...and Nick... ::)

Fuck me...  noooo:

Still missing... Not much chance now... They've had civilian search parties, the police, the police helicopter, the military and 'Cadaver Dogs' looking for him...  noooo:

The police have called off the search...  noooo:

They reckon the most likely scenario was that he has been abducted and murdered....  eeek:

In other 2020 news...

I was in the doctor's surgery this morning and some English guy was talking to the nurse about his wife's urinary infection (it isn't very private)...  rubschin:

She put him on the phone to the Russian doctor and he explained that he had taken her urine sample to the test lab next door yesterday and was waiting for the result today, his wife woke him an 4am this morning saying she couldn't breathe and then died in his arms...  sad24:

I could barely speak when he left and managed to squeeze out a barely adequate 'sorry for your loss'...  noooo:

Got home from there and LL had just received a message from another close friend who had just had a large tumour discovered in her ladybits...  noooo:

...and Nick obvs... ::)
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