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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64155 on: August 03, 2020, 07:20:07 AM »
Putting my face nappy on to go to the supermarket... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64156 on: August 03, 2020, 07:54:59 AM »
Going out to have a taxpayer funded half price full English!! :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64157 on: August 03, 2020, 08:12:25 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 03, 2020, 07:20:07 AM
Putting my face nappy on to go to the supermarket... ::)

Well, that was depressing...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64158 on: August 03, 2020, 08:13:09 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 03, 2020, 07:54:59 AM
Going out to have a taxpayer funded half price full English!! :thumbsup:

 Party001: Yay to the taxpayers! Party001:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64159 on: August 03, 2020, 10:34:40 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 03, 2020, 08:12:25 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 03, 2020, 07:20:07 AM
Putting my face nappy on to go to the supermarket... ::)

Well, that was depressing...  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64160 on: August 03, 2020, 11:33:50 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on August 03, 2020, 10:34:40 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 03, 2020, 08:12:25 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 03, 2020, 07:20:07 AM
Putting my face nappy on to go to the supermarket... ::)

Well, that was depressing...  noooo:

 rubschin:

Everybody masked up - it was like some post apocalypse horror movie...  noooo:

Some woman in the fruit 'n' veg department said to a bloke, "Are you Terry?". "No" he said, "I'm Dave"...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64161 on: August 03, 2020, 12:02:49 PM »
Old joke:

'Are you Terry?'
 
'No'

'Great, those All Gold chocolates are now mine then'
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64162 on: August 03, 2020, 02:28:58 PM »
They had to be the vilest box of chocs to receive - apart from Black Magic  sick2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64163 on: August 03, 2020, 05:41:43 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on August 03, 2020, 02:28:58 PM
They had to be the vilest box of chocs to receive - apart from Black Magic  sick2:
yeah but it's the only way the joke works
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64164 on: August 03, 2020, 06:54:01 PM »
Nod took Black Magic to that religious freak in the mental hospital. That ended badly  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64165 on: August 03, 2020, 08:49:32 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 03, 2020, 06:54:01 PM
Nod took Black Magic to that religious freak in the mental hospital. That ended badly  noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64166 on: August 03, 2020, 10:35:34 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 03, 2020, 08:13:09 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 03, 2020, 07:54:59 AM
Going out to have a taxpayer funded half price full English!! :thumbsup:

 Party001: Yay to the taxpayers! Party001:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64167 on: August 03, 2020, 10:36:37 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on August 03, 2020, 10:35:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 03, 2020, 08:13:09 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 03, 2020, 07:54:59 AM
Going out to have a taxpayer funded half price full English!! :thumbsup:

 Party001: Yay to the taxpayers! Party001:


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Not even HMRC can break those padlocks???  Shocked:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64168 on: August 04, 2020, 05:18:30 AM »
Sold LL's car yesterday to a squaddie from the British base up the road - he seemed thrilled with it...  cloud9:

So today I am going to fire up The Russian's Mercedes and we'll use that as a second car instead - just need to get the lovely Marina  eyes: who lives up the road to change the instrument panel into English...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64169 on: August 04, 2020, 05:52:14 AM »
Waiting in for the Boiler Man  ::)
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