The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

Watersports all day 

Did you have your hose out ?

More dropping flies?

 

[Nick]

Don't you hate it when you have carefully assembled about £300000+ worth of fibre glass cruisers in yer lock and a muppet in a 40 ton steel barge also comes into the lock  at high speed and loses control of his boat 

I can still hear the screaming

[Barman]

Don't you hate it when you have carefully assembled about £300000+ worth of fibre glass cruisers in yer lock and a muppet in a 40 ton steel barge also comes into the lock  at high speed and loses control of his boat 

I can still hear the screaming

 

[Just One More]

Watersports all day 

Did you have your hose out ?

More dropping flies?

 

 

[Steve]

Don't you hate it when you have carefully assembled about £300000+ worth of fibre glass cruisers in yer lock and a muppet in a 40 ton steel barge also comes into the lock  at high speed and loses control of his boat 

I can still hear the screaming

Blame = Claim time?

[Nick]

Disaster averted by expert lock keeping and cunning use of ropes

[Steve]

So today was the return of 6 pin bowling with the all new rules of must wear masks, 2 lane separation etc etc
 
So we had one row with some dozy bitch that walked into our area to take balls.  She complained to the staff who told her to shut up and not do it again    Also interesting observing one family where the father and 2 sons decided masks were not for them and mother and two daughters dutifully wore theirs.  Got to be some sort of would be macho Trump/Bolsonaroesque thing
 
And bowling wise I was utter crap, didn't win a game 

[Steve]

Disaster averted by expert lock keeping and cunning use of ropes

A lynch party

[Grumpmeister]

Disaster averted by expert lock keeping and cunning use of ropes

Who was keeping the lock then? 

[Barman]

Disaster averted by expert lock keeping and cunning use of ropes

Who was keeping the lock then? 

 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Got some friends coming round for "lunch"... 

[Grumpmeister]

You've been on here long enough to know that if you leave yourself wide open like that someone is going to take the piss... 

[apc2010]

So today was the return of 6 pin bowling with the all new rules of must wear masks, 2 lane separation etc etc
 
So we had one row with some dozy bitch that walked into our area to take balls.  She complained to the staff who told her to shut up and not do it again    Also interesting observing one family where the father and 2 sons decided masks were not for them and mother and two daughters dutifully wore theirs.  Got to be some sort of would be macho Trump/Bolsonaroesque thing
 
And bowling wise I was utter crap, didn't win a game 

 

[apc2010]

Got some friends coming round for "lunch"...