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Quote from: Nick on October 16, 2020, 03:59:43 PMNext to me lock is a field of cowsA dog walker mentioned to me earlier that one of the cows was behaving strangely and seemed to be stuck in a hedge.I called the farmer who turned up on a quadbikeHe slapped the cow's arse a few times and it reversed out of the hedge, staggered off and fell over I asked him what was wrongIt's pissed. Been eating potatoes from the adjacent field apparently and some sort of fermentation process inside had got it drunk
Next to me lock is a field of cowsA dog walker mentioned to me earlier that one of the cows was behaving strangely and seemed to be stuck in a hedge.I called the farmer who turned up on a quadbikeHe slapped the cow's arse a few times and it reversed out of the hedge, staggered off and fell over I asked him what was wrongIt's pissed. Been eating potatoes from the adjacent field apparently and some sort of fermentation process inside had got it drunk
Of course I was getting pissed, do you think I'd watch that weird orange furred two legged not food giver sober?
Working my way through the tax office web site...
Quote from: Barman on October 17, 2020, 08:47:02 AMWorking my way through the tax office web site... Hope it's better than oursOne page: you have paid the correct tax for 2019/20Another: we have reduced your tax code because you paid insufficient tax in 2019/20
Quote from: Steve on October 17, 2020, 08:57:30 AMQuote from: Barman on October 17, 2020, 08:47:02 AMWorking my way through the tax office web site... Hope it's better than oursOne page: you have paid the correct tax for 2019/20Another: we have reduced your tax code because you paid insufficient tax in 2019/20 Can't do what I need on-line - have to go to the tax office in Limassol on Monday...
Quote from: Barman on October 17, 2020, 11:37:35 AMQuote from: Steve on October 17, 2020, 08:57:30 AMQuote from: Barman on October 17, 2020, 08:47:02 AMWorking my way through the tax office web site... Hope it's better than oursOne page: you have paid the correct tax for 2019/20Another: we have reduced your tax code because you paid insufficient tax in 2019/20 Can't do what I need on-line - have to go to the tax office in Limassol on Monday... Tax office in Cyprus ..there will NOT be a queue ...
