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[Miss Demeanour]

Thank all the feckity fecks it is Friday 

Week from hell

Director forced into early retirement because she had a grievance lodged against her by 2 despicable people and because of the politics she has got to go.

This place is being turned into some kind of ridiculous cult where you are not allowed to say what you think , express any negativity or god forbid, upset someone!!

The mantra is you have to start every conversation with  asking your employee how they are feeling !!! Oh FFS   

So I have had to have a poor performance meeting with a member of the team this week . You have to start by asking them how they are feeling    You then get the usual 10 minutes of woe is me  ( e.g. their brother's father in law has dies and it has upset the whole family etc etc etc )

Express the usual sympathies ask if they need any assistance / support from the sources available etc and then go back to the focus of the meeting - why the feck aren't you doing what you are supposed to ???

So they get up and say they find the conversation isn't  helping their health and well being today and they walk out. That apparently is acceptable !!!

Had a major fall out with another manager who has turned into the most patronising , self serving witch ever - and she was one of 'the girls' previously . So that is going to be a bit awkward 

[Barman]

Thank all the feckity fecks it is Friday 

Week from hell

Director forced into early retirement because she had a grievance lodged against her by 2 despicable people and because of the politics she has got to go.

This place is being turned into some kind of ridiculous cult where you are not allowed to say what you think , express any negativity or god forbid, upset someone!!

The mantra is you have to start every conversation with  asking your employee how they are feeling !!! Oh FFS   

So I have had to have a poor performance meeting with a member of the team this week . You have to start by asking them how they are feeling    You then get the usual 10 minutes of woe is me  ( e.g. their brother's father in law has dies and it has upset the whole family etc etc etc )

Express the usual sympathies ask if they need any assistance / support from the sources available etc and then go back to the focus of the meeting - why the feck aren't you doing what you are supposed to ???

So they get up and say they find the conversation isn't  helping their health and well being today and they walk out. That apparently is acceptable !!!

Had a major fall out with another manager who has turned into the most patronising , self serving witch ever - and she was one of 'the girls' previously . So that is going to be a bit awkward 

One step closer to the top Miss D! 

[Miss Demeanour]

Not a chance - the politics is all too bile inducing 

[Steve]

Thank all the feckity fecks it is Friday 

Week from hell

Director forced into early retirement because she had a grievance lodged against her by 2 despicable people and because of the politics she has got to go.

This place is being turned into some kind of ridiculous cult where you are not allowed to say what you think , express any negativity or god forbid, upset someone!!

The mantra is you have to start every conversation with  asking your employee how they are feeling !!! Oh FFS   

So I have had to have a poor performance meeting with a member of the team this week . You have to start by asking them how they are feeling    You then get the usual 10 minutes of woe is me  ( e.g. their brother's father in law has dies and it has upset the whole family etc etc etc )

Express the usual sympathies ask if they need any assistance / support from the sources available etc and then go back to the focus of the meeting - why the feck aren't you doing what you are supposed to ???

So they get up and say they find the conversation isn't  helping their health and well being today and they walk out. That apparently is acceptable !!!

Had a major fall out with another manager who has turned into the most patronising , self serving witch ever - and she was one of 'the girls' previously . So that is going to be a bit awkward 

Sometimes work is a 4 letter word in more ways than one

[apc2010]

Thank all the feckity fecks it is Friday 

Week from hell

Director forced into early retirement because she had a grievance lodged against her by 2 despicable people and because of the politics she has got to go.

This place is being turned into some kind of ridiculous cult where you are not allowed to say what you think , express any negativity or god forbid, upset someone!!

The mantra is you have to start every conversation with  asking your employee how they are feeling !!! Oh FFS   

So I have had to have a poor performance meeting with a member of the team this week . You have to start by asking them how they are feeling    You then get the usual 10 minutes of woe is me  ( e.g. their brother's father in law has dies and it has upset the whole family etc etc etc )

Express the usual sympathies ask if they need any assistance / support from the sources available etc and then go back to the focus of the meeting - why the feck aren't you doing what you are supposed to ???

So they get up and say they find the conversation isn't  helping their health and well being today and they walk out. That apparently is acceptable !!!

Had a major fall out with another manager who has turned into the most patronising , self serving witch ever - and she was one of 'the girls' previously . So that is going to be a bit awkward 

    bullshit ...

[Darwins Selection]

Thank all the feckity fecks it is Friday 

Week from hell

Director forced into early retirement because she had a grievance lodged against her by 2 despicable people and because of the politics she has got to go.

This place is being turned into some kind of ridiculous cult where you are not allowed to say what you think , express any negativity or god forbid, upset someone!!

The mantra is you have to start every conversation with  asking your employee how they are feeling !!! Oh FFS   

So I have had to have a poor performance meeting with a member of the team this week . You have to start by asking them how they are feeling    You then get the usual 10 minutes of woe is me  ( e.g. their brother's father in law has dies and it has upset the whole family etc etc etc )

Express the usual sympathies ask if they need any assistance / support from the sources available etc and then go back to the focus of the meeting - why the feck aren't you doing what you are supposed to ???

So they get up and say they find the conversation isn't  helping their health and well being today and they walk out. That apparently is acceptable !!!

Had a major fall out with another manager who has turned into the most patronising , self serving witch ever - and she was one of 'the girls' previously . So that is going to be a bit awkward 

    bullshit ...

Sounds like you have several ridiculous cults there.

[apc2010]

Thank all the feckity fecks it is Friday 

Week from hell

Director forced into early retirement because she had a grievance lodged against her by 2 despicable people and because of the politics she has got to go.

This place is being turned into some kind of ridiculous cult where you are not allowed to say what you think , express any negativity or god forbid, upset someone!!

The mantra is you have to start every conversation with  asking your employee how they are feeling !!! Oh FFS   

So I have had to have a poor performance meeting with a member of the team this week . You have to start by asking them how they are feeling    You then get the usual 10 minutes of woe is me  ( e.g. their brother's father in law has dies and it has upset the whole family etc etc etc )

Express the usual sympathies ask if they need any assistance / support from the sources available etc and then go back to the focus of the meeting - why the feck aren't you doing what you are supposed to ???

So they get up and say they find the conversation isn't  helping their health and well being today and they walk out. That apparently is acceptable !!!

Had a major fall out with another manager who has turned into the most patronising , self serving witch ever - and she was one of 'the girls' previously . So that is going to be a bit awkward 

One step closer to the top Miss D! 

MD.......

[Barman]

Thank all the feckity fecks it is Friday 

Week from hell

Director forced into early retirement because she had a grievance lodged against her by 2 despicable people and because of the politics she has got to go.

This place is being turned into some kind of ridiculous cult where you are not allowed to say what you think , express any negativity or god forbid, upset someone!!

The mantra is you have to start every conversation with  asking your employee how they are feeling !!! Oh FFS   

So I have had to have a poor performance meeting with a member of the team this week . You have to start by asking them how they are feeling    You then get the usual 10 minutes of woe is me  ( e.g. their brother's father in law has dies and it has upset the whole family etc etc etc )

Express the usual sympathies ask if they need any assistance / support from the sources available etc and then go back to the focus of the meeting - why the feck aren't you doing what you are supposed to ???

So they get up and say they find the conversation isn't  helping their health and well being today and they walk out. That apparently is acceptable !!!

Had a major fall out with another manager who has turned into the most patronising , self serving witch ever - and she was one of 'the girls' previously . So that is going to be a bit awkward 

One step closer to the top Miss D! 

MD.......

 

[Grumpmeister]

Just had a nice surprise from Spotify, because I have a premium account they are giving me a free Google Nest. 

I swear the bloody thing is trying to give me a heart attack today. It keeps laughing evilly for no reason... 

[Barman]

Just had a nice surprise from Spotify, because I have a premium account they are giving me a free Google Nest. 

I swear the bloody thing is trying to give me a heart attack today. It keeps laughing evilly for no reason... 

 

My mate's is playing up today too... 

[The Moan Ranger]

So bored that  I descaled the kettle. 

May as well get on the beer...

[Barman]

So bored that  I descaled the kettle. 

May as well get on the beer...

Waaaaaay ahead of ya... 

[The Moan Ranger]

So bored that  I descaled the kettle. 

May as well get on the beer...

Waaaaaay ahead of ya... 

 

I'd better be brought back to work next month, because I really can't be doing this furlough shite much longer. But seeing as we only had 4 flights today, I fear it will be longer.

[Nick]

7000 mercenaries dead in three hours 

Today's outing to the site of the last battle of the Wars of the Roses 

[Barman]

Housewerk...