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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #65790 on: December 14, 2020, 08:52:57 AM »
 noooo: noooo: noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #65791 on: December 14, 2020, 01:20:48 PM »
Taking LL to the Orthopaedic surgeon in Limassol... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #65792 on: December 14, 2020, 01:39:22 PM »
Took Nod shopping  noooo: noooo:  Never again  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #65793 on: December 14, 2020, 02:07:07 PM »
noooo: noooo: noooo:

Going to post Miss I's birthday present  angel1

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #65794 on: December 14, 2020, 02:17:58 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #65795 on: December 14, 2020, 03:07:30 PM »
Took Nod shopping  noooo: noooo:  Never again  evil:

When are you moving in together ?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #65796 on: December 14, 2020, 03:20:05 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #65797 on: December 14, 2020, 04:23:19 PM »
Took Nod shopping  noooo: noooo:  Never again  evil:

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Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #65800 on: December 14, 2020, 04:51:46 PM »
Utter incompetence
A complete failure to understand how retail works
High stress
Panic
Zero patience for queues
Rants about shop assistants and other customers
Ineptitude with bank cards
Low tolerance of choice
Fury at inadequate/excessive options for purchase
Raving at traffic and traffic lights
Hatred of cyclists
Irritation at mask wearing with specs
Rants about Christmas
Inability to use hole in wall cash machine
etc.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #65801 on: December 14, 2020, 05:44:21 PM »
Utter incompetence
A complete failure to understand how retail works
High stress
Panic
Zero patience for queues
Rants about shop assistants and other customers
Ineptitude with bank cards
Low tolerance of choice
Fury at inadequate/excessive options for purchase
Raving at traffic and traffic lights
Hatred of cyclists
Irritation at mask wearing with specs
Rants about Christmas
Inability to use hole in wall cash machine
etc.

Should have taken him here instead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #65802 on: December 14, 2020, 05:45:58 PM »
It's his way  noooo:

He was supposed to go to a third shop (20 yards away) but decided it would be "too stressful".

No point suggesting online shopping  noooo: noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #65803 on: December 14, 2020, 07:30:43 PM »
It's his way  noooo:

He was supposed to go to a third shop (20 yards away) but decided it would be "too stressful".

No point suggesting online shopping  noooo: noooo:
Give your performance with Tesco, he has probably been scared off.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #65804 on: December 14, 2020, 07:45:46 PM »
 evil:
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