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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67335 on: April 30, 2021, 06:07:45 PM »
The late Mrs Nick was a Catholic  ::)  Once, in Greece, she went to a Greek Orthodox service (in Greek) she only lasted three hours ..... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67336 on: April 30, 2021, 06:13:53 PM »
Is Greek Orthodoxy just some wheeze to get two sets of Easter public holidays (and choccy eggs of course)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67337 on: April 30, 2021, 06:14:56 PM »
It's a female hormone festival, weirdly
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67338 on: May 01, 2021, 06:49:36 AM »
Off to me favourite lock, like :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67340 on: May 01, 2021, 08:09:14 AM »
Listening to the Easter church service in the village ..being broadcast over a PA system due to lockdown ... noooo:   the priest cannot sing ..... noooo:

Live broadcast from the church on the local FaceArse site...  noooo:

If anybody can't sleep (Miss D?  rubschin:), our local church...

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/2raiaS3QZJI" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Makes me think of the Only Fools and Horses with the 2 chandeliers  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67341 on: May 01, 2021, 08:10:13 AM »
It's a female hormone festival, weirdly

Don't we have one of those every month ?  :thumbsup:
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« Reply #67342 on: May 01, 2021, 08:26:50 AM »
It's a female hormone festival, weirdly

Don't we have one of those every month ?  :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67343 on: May 01, 2021, 04:29:51 PM »
Every boat today was full of newbies with no clue what they were doing, most of them high as kites on cocktails and White lightning.

One narrow boat got stuck on a sand bank at noon. They are scheduled to be rescued at ten  in the morning tomorrow  noooo:  Checked they had food.  They were more worried about their dog who was "crossing his legs".  noooo: noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67344 on: May 01, 2021, 04:49:36 PM »
Every boat today was full of newbies with no clue what they were doing, most of them high as kites on cocktails and White lightning.

One narrow boat got stuck on a sand bank at noon. They are scheduled to be rescued at ten  in the morning tomorrow  noooo:  Checked they had food.  They were more worried about their dog who was "crossing his legs".  noooo: noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67345 on: May 01, 2021, 06:10:59 PM »
Firework* time!












* the local youths are setting off their home-made explosives... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67346 on: May 01, 2021, 07:29:24 PM »
Every boat today was full of newbies with no clue what they were doing, most of them high as kites on cocktails and White lightning.

One narrow boat got stuck on a sand bank at noon. They are scheduled to be rescued at ten  in the morning tomorrow  noooo:  Checked they had food.  They were more worried about their dog who was "crossing his legs".  noooo: noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67347 on: May 01, 2021, 08:35:48 PM »
Firework* time!












* the local youths are setting off their home-made explosives... ::)

I went to school with someone like that, they bought £50 of reduced price fireworks after bonfire night and turned the lot of them into a single mahoosive rocket...  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67348 on: May 02, 2021, 05:24:23 AM »
Firework* time!












* the local youths are setting off their home-made explosives... ::)

I went to school with someone like that, they bought £50 of reduced price fireworks after bonfire night and turned the lot of them into a single mahoosive rocket...  scared2:

They just make mahoosive explosions here... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67349 on: May 02, 2021, 05:42:20 AM »
Firework* time!













* the local youths are setting off their home-made explosives... ::)

I went to school with someone like that, they bought £50 of reduced price fireworks after bonfire night and turned the lot of them into a single mahoosive rocket...  scared2:

They just make mahoosive explosions here... ::)

That was while he was in school, the rocket explosion was heard a couple of miles away. Apparently the coastguard thought the maroon had gone off.  eeek:
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