The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Steve]

A letter floods in for Mrs K

Seems I've been speeding in her car.  And is she going to dob me in?  Of course she is

[Barman]

A letter floods in for Mrs K

Seems I've been speeding in her car.  And is she going to dob me in?  Of course she is

 

[Steve]

A letter floods in for Mrs K

Seems I've been speeding in her car.  And is she going to dob me in?  Of course she is

 

[apc2010]

A letter floods in for Mrs K

Seems I've been speeding in her car.  And is she going to dob me in?  Of course she is

 

 

And how fast......

[Miss Demeanour]

Yes - The Brat phoned me last night stating she thinks the spped camera flashed her in one of them there new 20mph zones 

As you are up for taking the points / fines - any chance you could have been driving that one as well ? 

[Barman]

Yes - The Brat phoned me last night stating she thinks the spped camera flashed her in one of them there new 20mph zones 

As you are up for taking the points / fines - any chance you could have been driving that one as well ? 

Steve has been to Cyprus you say...? 

[Miss Demeanour]

 

[Steve]

Yes - The Brat phoned me last night stating she thinks the spped camera flashed her in one of them there new 20mph zones 

As you are up for taking the points / fines - any chance you could have been driving that one as well ? 

That'd be a 'no'

49 in a 40 area.  The GPS speed said 48 at the time but it's not worth arguing that.  More annoyed that it was a new place for a mobile camera so none of the in car Sat Nags warned me

[Barman]

Yes - The Brat phoned me last night stating she thinks the spped camera flashed her in one of them there new 20mph zones 

As you are up for taking the points / fines - any chance you could have been driving that one as well ? 

That'd be a 'no'

49 in a 40 area.  The GPS speed said 48 at the time but it's not worth arguing that.  More annoyed that it was a new place for a mobile camera so none of the in car Sat Nags warned me

All mobile here at the moment... Plod park up, get the radar gun out and nick people for an hour or so...

Needless to say, 50kph dual carriageways and downhill sections of motorways are favourite spots...

[Steve]

Yes - The Brat phoned me last night stating she thinks the spped camera flashed her in one of them there new 20mph zones 

As you are up for taking the points / fines - any chance you could have been driving that one as well ? 

That'd be a 'no'

49 in a 40 area.  The GPS speed said 48 at the time but it's not worth arguing that.  More annoyed that it was a new place for a mobile camera so none of the in car Sat Nags warned me

All mobile here at the moment... Plod park up, get the radar gun out and nick people for an hour or so...

Needless to say, 50kph dual carriageways and downhill sections of motorways are favourite spots...

Ah, that's to rub salt in the wound.  This one was right near the bottom of a hill to catch such, but I was going up the hill

[Nick]

Trying to sort out nightmares. Was hoping to have a chat with the Carer, but the Duchess has stopped all that stuff on the grounds of cost 

My nephew called from USA last night and suggested a walk or bike ride to a nice pub about 3 miles away. I had to point out that his mum takes 10 minutes to walk from the lounge to the kitchen.

[Miss Demeanour]

How was you sister ?  Was she having a 'good' day ?
 

[Steve]

Trying to sort out nightmares. Was hoping to have a chat with the Carer, but the Duchess has stopped all that stuff on the grounds of cost  .

I think you need to go to war on this.  It's not like you'll miss any Christmas cards from Twatt is it.

[Nick]

Taking her out for lunch. She insists on sitting inside somewhere cos of the rain....

[Darwins Selection]

Trying to sort out nightmares. Was hoping to have a chat with the Carer, but the Duchess has stopped all that stuff on the grounds of cost  .

I think you need to go to war on this.  It's not like you'll miss any Christmas cards from Twatt is it.

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