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Offline Nick

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67785 on: June 06, 2021, 05:46:54 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67786 on: June 06, 2021, 06:03:30 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 06, 2021, 05:46:54 PM
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Why do you want pictures of Apey in a bikini...?  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67787 on: June 06, 2021, 06:30:50 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67788 on: June 08, 2021, 08:41:43 AM »
Cleaning up the house so cleaners can come in and clean the house

This is of course stupid

and knackering  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67789 on: June 08, 2021, 11:20:14 AM »
Been for my second jab like...

Was chaos there today as the nurses went on strike yesterday... Over an hour late...  evil:

Still, a beer and kebab in the village after was a decent consolation...  cloud9:











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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67790 on: June 08, 2021, 11:42:31 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67791 on: June 08, 2021, 12:53:29 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67792 on: June 08, 2021, 01:02:35 PM »
Have now cleared the summer house where we keep all the garden furniture.  Got covered in cobwebs  noooo:

Decided that glass table that weighs a ton, looks well worn and keeps falling apart has to go

Problem:  how to get rid of a huge piece of glass that weighs a ton and won't fit in a car?

No replace that, one hammer and it's no longer one huge piece of glass

Problem:  how to clear up a 100 thousand pieces of toughened glass from your lawn?

All done and no serious cuts but a right pain



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67793 on: June 08, 2021, 06:22:36 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 08, 2021, 11:20:14 AM
Been for my second jab like...

Was chaos there today as the nurses went on strike yesterday... Over an hour late...  evil:

Still, a beer and kebab in the village after was a decent consolation...  cloud9:












How long is her bloody arm?  ;)


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67794 on: June 08, 2021, 06:32:55 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on June 08, 2021, 06:22:36 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 08, 2021, 11:20:14 AM
Been for my second jab like...

Was chaos there today as the nurses went on strike yesterday... Over an hour late...  evil:

Still, a beer and kebab in the village after was a decent consolation...  cloud9:












How long is her bloody arm?  ;)



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67795 on: June 08, 2021, 06:37:00 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67796 on: June 08, 2021, 06:50:05 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on June 08, 2021, 06:32:55 PM
Quote from: Just One More on June 08, 2021, 06:22:36 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 08, 2021, 11:20:14 AM
Been for my second jab like...

Was chaos there today as the nurses went on strike yesterday... Over an hour late...  evil:

Still, a beer and kebab in the village after was a decent consolation...  cloud9:












How long is her bloody arm?  ;)



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67797 on: June 08, 2021, 06:50:36 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67798 on: June 09, 2021, 07:10:31 AM »
Today I shall mostly be retrieving a mahoosive printer's box from storage....

...then packing the mahoosive printer in the mahoosive printer's box...

...then waiting for an identical mahoosive printer to arrive, unbox it and place the new mahoosive printer's box in storage...   whacky115






This is the 'Tongue Twister' thread right...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67799 on: June 09, 2021, 08:59:38 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 09, 2021, 07:10:31 AM
Today I shall mostly be retrieving a mahoosive printer's box from storage....

...then packing the mahoosive printer in the mahoosive printer's box...

...then waiting for an identical mahoosive printer to arrive, unbox it and place the new mahoosive printer's box in storage...   whacky115


This is the 'Tongue Twister' thread right...?  rubschin:
Sounds like a warranty scam.
You left out the bit about removing the serial number label from the new printer and sticking it on the old one.
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