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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67800 on: June 09, 2021, 09:02:36 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 09, 2021, 08:59:38 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 09, 2021, 07:10:31 AM
Today I shall mostly be retrieving a mahoosive printer's box from storage....

...then packing the mahoosive printer in the mahoosive printer's box...

...then waiting for an identical mahoosive printer to arrive, unbox it and place the new mahoosive printer's box in storage...   whacky115


This is the 'Tongue Twister' thread right...?  rubschin:
Sounds like a warranty scam.
You left out the bit about removing the serial number label from the new printer and sticking it on the old one.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67801 on: June 09, 2021, 02:11:10 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 09, 2021, 07:10:31 AM
Today I shall mostly be retrieving a mahoosive printer's box from storage....

...then packing the mahoosive printer in the mahoosive printer's box...

...then waiting for an identical mahoosive printer to arrive, unbox it and place the new mahoosive printer's box in storage...   whacky115






This is the 'Tongue Twister' thread right...?  rubschin:

Well that was embarrassing   Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67802 on: June 09, 2021, 02:13:20 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 09, 2021, 02:11:10 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 09, 2021, 07:10:31 AM
Today I shall mostly be retrieving a mahoosive printer's box from storage....

...then packing the mahoosive printer in the mahoosive printer's box...

...then waiting for an identical mahoosive printer to arrive, unbox it and place the new mahoosive printer's box in storage...   whacky115






This is the 'Tongue Twister' thread right...?  rubschin:

Well that was embarrassing   Banghead

Place your bets folks, what did Baldymort bugger up this time... Popcorn:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67803 on: June 09, 2021, 02:33:20 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 09, 2021, 02:13:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 09, 2021, 02:11:10 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 09, 2021, 07:10:31 AM
Today I shall mostly be retrieving a mahoosive printer's box from storage....

...then packing the mahoosive printer in the mahoosive printer's box...

...then waiting for an identical mahoosive printer to arrive, unbox it and place the new mahoosive printer's box in storage...   whacky115






This is the 'Tongue Twister' thread right...?  rubschin:

Well that was embarrassing   Banghead

Place your bets folks, what did Baldymort bugger up this time... Popcorn:

Only my back!  cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67804 on: June 09, 2021, 02:46:32 PM »
What happened?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67805 on: June 09, 2021, 03:05:12 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on June 09, 2021, 02:46:32 PM
What happened?

So the mahoosive printer and box weigh 42kg...

...the box is built like a brick shit house and I remember it being extremely heavy on its own... and mahoosive, did I mention mahoosive...?  rubschin:

I go to the big house and collect the mahoosive box, boy is it heavy. I struggled with it and got stuck halfway-up the spiral staircase (see spiral staircase thread). Managed to extract myself and struggled to Kia-Ora with it....

...unloaded it at the apartment and carried it inside... I was knackered...  noooo:

Opened the box...










... there was a fecking Samsung laser printer inside it!  cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67806 on: June 09, 2021, 04:12:43 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67807 on: June 09, 2021, 04:43:42 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 09, 2021, 03:05:12 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on June 09, 2021, 02:46:32 PM
What happened?

So the mahoosive printer and box weigh 42kg...

...the box is built like a brick shit house and I remember it being extremely heavy on its own... and mahoosive, did I mention mahoosive...?  rubschin:

I go to the big house and collect the mahoosive box, boy is it heavy. I struggled with it and got stuck halfway-up the spiral staircase (see spiral staircase thread). Managed to extract myself and struggled to Kia-Ora with it....

...unloaded it at the apartment and carried it inside... I was knackered...  noooo:

Opened the box...










... there was a fecking Samsung laser printer inside it!  cussing:
What were you expecting to find in it, Shergar?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67808 on: June 09, 2021, 04:45:35 PM »
Quote from: Steve on June 09, 2021, 04:43:42 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 09, 2021, 03:05:12 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on June 09, 2021, 02:46:32 PM
What happened?

So the mahoosive printer and box weigh 42kg...

...the box is built like a brick shit house and I remember it being extremely heavy on its own... and mahoosive, did I mention mahoosive...?  rubschin:

I go to the big house and collect the mahoosive box, boy is it heavy. I struggled with it and got stuck halfway-up the spiral staircase (see spiral staircase thread). Managed to extract myself and struggled to Kia-Ora with it....

...unloaded it at the apartment and carried it inside... I was knackered...  noooo:

Opened the box...










... there was a fecking Samsung laser printer inside it!  cussing:
What were you expecting to find in it, Shergar?

I was expecting it to be empty!  cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67809 on: June 09, 2021, 05:47:27 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 09, 2021, 04:45:35 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 09, 2021, 04:43:42 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 09, 2021, 03:05:12 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on June 09, 2021, 02:46:32 PM
What happened?

So the mahoosive printer and box weigh 42kg...

...the box is built like a brick shit house and I remember it being extremely heavy on its own... and mahoosive, did I mention mahoosive...?  rubschin:

I go to the big house and collect the mahoosive box, boy is it heavy. I struggled with it and got stuck halfway-up the spiral staircase (see spiral staircase thread). Managed to extract myself and struggled to Kia-Ora with it....

...unloaded it at the apartment and carried it inside... I was knackered...  noooo:

Opened the box...










... there was a fecking Samsung laser printer inside it!  cussing:
What were you expecting to find in it, Shergar?

I was expecting it to be empty!  cussing:

3D printer...... rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67810 on: June 09, 2021, 06:06:16 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on June 09, 2021, 05:47:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 09, 2021, 04:45:35 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 09, 2021, 04:43:42 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 09, 2021, 03:05:12 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on June 09, 2021, 02:46:32 PM
What happened?

So the mahoosive printer and box weigh 42kg...

...the box is built like a brick shit house and I remember it being extremely heavy on its own... and mahoosive, did I mention mahoosive...?  rubschin:

I go to the big house and collect the mahoosive box, boy is it heavy. I struggled with it and got stuck halfway-up the spiral staircase (see spiral staircase thread). Managed to extract myself and struggled to Kia-Ora with it....

...unloaded it at the apartment and carried it inside... I was knackered...  noooo:

Opened the box...










... there was a fecking Samsung laser printer inside it!  cussing:
What were you expecting to find in it, Shergar?

I was expecting it to be empty!  cussing:

3D printer...... rubschin:

No, a mahoosive (have I mentioned it was mahoosive...?  rubschin:) Kyocera laser printer...  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67811 on: June 09, 2021, 06:15:44 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67812 on: June 09, 2021, 09:49:51 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 09, 2021, 04:45:35 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 09, 2021, 04:43:42 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 09, 2021, 03:05:12 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on June 09, 2021, 02:46:32 PM
What happened?

So the mahoosive printer and box weigh 42kg...

...the box is built like a brick shit house and I remember it being extremely heavy on its own... and mahoosive, did I mention mahoosive...?  rubschin:

I go to the big house and collect the mahoosive box, boy is it heavy. I struggled with it and got stuck halfway-up the spiral staircase (see spiral staircase thread). Managed to extract myself and struggled to Kia-Ora with it....

...unloaded it at the apartment and carried it inside... I was knackered...  noooo:

Opened the box...










... there was a fecking Samsung laser printer inside it!  cussing:
What were you expecting to find in it, Shergar?

I was expecting it to be empty!  cussing:

You were expecting an empty box to be heavy enough that you would struggle to move it?  noooo:

Time to get a younger man in methinks...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67813 on: June 10, 2021, 05:58:52 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 09, 2021, 09:49:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 09, 2021, 04:45:35 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 09, 2021, 04:43:42 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 09, 2021, 03:05:12 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on June 09, 2021, 02:46:32 PM
What happened?

So the mahoosive printer and box weigh 42kg...

...the box is built like a brick shit house and I remember it being extremely heavy on its own... and mahoosive, did I mention mahoosive...?  rubschin:

I go to the big house and collect the mahoosive box, boy is it heavy. I struggled with it and got stuck halfway-up the spiral staircase (see spiral staircase thread). Managed to extract myself and struggled to Kia-Ora with it....

...unloaded it at the apartment and carried it inside... I was knackered...  noooo:

Opened the box...










... there was a fecking Samsung laser printer inside it!  cussing:
What were you expecting to find in it, Shergar?

I was expecting it to be empty!  cussing:

You were expecting an empty box to be heavy enough that you would struggle to move it?  noooo:

Time to get a younger man in methinks...  whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67814 on: June 10, 2021, 06:13:55 AM »
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