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Got home and parked the car. Went to breing the bins in.Car locked itself Keys inside Decided to call the AA.Phone inside Got a neighbour's phone to call AA"What is your AA membership number?"AA card is locked in the car We will call you when we are en route and you can track us on your phoneMy phone is locked in the car As are my fags, lighter and some collapso AA guy arrives and spends 30 minutes trying ways to unlock it. "You may need a locksmith" He call his mate and a second AA van arrives and the maestro opens the car Give them a £20 tip
Do they still make Maestro.....
Taking Nod to the hospital to pick up some thermonuclear laxatives ahead of further tests on Monday
Quote from: Nick on June 11, 2021, 06:32:00 AMTaking Nod to the hospital to pick up some thermonuclear laxatives ahead of further tests on Monday Top Tip: Don't let him take them 'til he gets out of your car!
Quote from: Barman on June 11, 2021, 06:35:34 AMQuote from: Nick on June 11, 2021, 06:32:00 AMTaking Nod to the hospital to pick up some thermonuclear laxatives ahead of further tests on Monday Top Tip: Don't let him take them 'til he gets out of your car! But now you've gone and ruined what could have been an hilarious story
Post office ...shops ..covid test ...
A week to be forgottenThe Man started chemo on Tuesday --- Had to have PICC line inserted which will be in for 3 months and then started treatment at the hospital and was packed off with dispensing pump attached to his arm to carry on treatment at home for next 2 days . He woke up yesterday morning to find out it had sprung a leak and so these chemicals had gone all over his skin , bedsheets etc. According to their blurb this is an 'emergency' so he had to go back straight away and they casually confirm that it hadn't appeared to be connected properly by them After the nightmare of the surgery, and the recovery from that, and then this ,the poor fella is really not in a happy place.Added to this The Brat has just crashed her car - estimated damage £2.500 Trying to work and deal with all the crap about our next restructure ....just need to save £3million in our dept by March but without paying anyone off and I just think they are trying to get people to leave by their own volition The wedding is in a few weeks now ....being totally unable to plan for anything is frustrating but bottom line is we have ceremony and then a picnic in the garden - but no doubt there will be a monsoon on that day Might have to cancel our few days away in Dorset ( which I have been so looking forward to ) unless they can change the Man's treatment cycle and extend it by a week . But they are being very reluctant to commit to this - which I totally understand and appreciate the priorities - but it's just the stuff that gets you through sometimes .
