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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67905 on: June 18, 2021, 06:31:16 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67906 on: June 18, 2021, 06:40:37 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67907 on: June 18, 2021, 08:33:39 AM »
More sodding bank account decomposition.  Takes effin ages
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67908 on: June 18, 2021, 10:50:06 AM »
Submitting pgotos for my passport (online) ..everyone comes back with possibly unacceptable due to ..Shadow/lighting/background etc .. Banghead

what is "possibly unacceptable" .. noooo:  just tell me Yes or No ....

now lighting is uneven .. Banghead..

8 attempts so far ... Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67909 on: June 18, 2021, 11:09:08 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on June 18, 2021, 10:50:06 AM
Submitting pgotos for my passport (online) ..everyone comes back with possibly unacceptable due to ..Shadow/lighting/background etc .. Banghead

what is "possibly unacceptable" .. noooo:  just tell me Yes or No ....

now lighting is uneven .. Banghead..

8 attempts so far ... Banghead
Attempt #10
"Eyes look shifty and needs a haircut. Sorry, you are only allowed 10 attempts in any calendar month. Please try again in July"
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67910 on: June 18, 2021, 12:42:46 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on June 18, 2021, 10:50:06 AM
Submitting pgotos for my passport (online) ..everyone comes back with possibly unacceptable due to ..Shadow/lighting/background etc .. Banghead

what is "possibly unacceptable" .. noooo:  just tell me Yes or No ....

now lighting is uneven .. Banghead..

8 attempts so far ... Banghead

My neighbours asked me to do theirs. Being a bit of a snapper I was pleased to have a go...

But that on-line system is a bastard - kept rejecting them. Finally found an outdoors place out of the sun where it would work - easily took 10 attempts...  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67911 on: June 18, 2021, 12:43:03 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2021, 11:09:08 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 18, 2021, 10:50:06 AM
Submitting pgotos for my passport (online) ..everyone comes back with possibly unacceptable due to ..Shadow/lighting/background etc .. Banghead

what is "possibly unacceptable" .. noooo:  just tell me Yes or No ....

now lighting is uneven .. Banghead..

8 attempts so far ... Banghead
Attempt #10
"Eyes look shifty and needs a haircut. Sorry, you are only allowed 10 attempts in any calendar month. Please try again in July"

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67912 on: June 18, 2021, 04:31:05 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 18, 2021, 12:42:46 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 18, 2021, 10:50:06 AM
Submitting pgotos for my passport (online) ..everyone comes back with possibly unacceptable due to ..Shadow/lighting/background etc .. Banghead

what is "possibly unacceptable" .. noooo:  just tell me Yes or No ....

now lighting is uneven .. Banghead..

8 attempts so far ... Banghead

My neighbours asked me to do theirs. Being a bit of a snapper I was pleased to have a go...

But that on-line system is a bastard - kept rejecting them. Finally found an outdoors place out of the sun where it would work - easily took 10 attempts...  evil:

Zactly ... cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67913 on: June 18, 2021, 04:38:21 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on June 18, 2021, 04:31:05 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 18, 2021, 12:42:46 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 18, 2021, 10:50:06 AM
Submitting pgotos for my passport (online) ..everyone comes back with possibly unacceptable due to ..Shadow/lighting/background etc .. Banghead

what is "possibly unacceptable" .. noooo:  just tell me Yes or No ....

now lighting is uneven .. Banghead..

8 attempts so far ... Banghead

My neighbours asked me to do theirs. Being a bit of a snapper I was pleased to have a go...

But that on-line system is a bastard - kept rejecting them. Finally found an outdoors place out of the sun where it would work - easily took 10 attempts...  evil:

Zactly ... cussing:

Try it without the knock off halo next time, it was never going to convince them..  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67914 on: June 19, 2021, 09:20:16 AM »
Chauffeuring and now DIY stuff... 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67915 on: June 19, 2021, 09:29:14 AM »
Someone else's accounts day 3 - what a mess they're in
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67916 on: June 19, 2021, 05:41:19 PM »
A narrow boat gets stuck in the sandbar that EVERYONE on the river knows to avoid. This always happens at the end of the afternoon  evil:

Another a narrow boat offers to try to tow him off but rips his own rudder off in the process  noooo:

So, one narrow boat is stuck on the sandbar and the other narrow boat is using him as an anchor so as not to drift back down the river with no rudder. noooo: noooo:

I ask if they have food and booze (not that I can help with either)

I leave them. No rescue possible until noon tomorrow and that will cost them at least £600 plus repairs

Nighty night

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67917 on: June 19, 2021, 05:44:13 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 19, 2021, 05:41:19 PM
A narrow boat gets stuck in the sandbar that EVERYONE on the river knows to avoid. This always happens at the end of the afternoon  evil:

Another a narrow boat offers to try to tow him off but rips his own rudder off in the process  noooo:

So, one narrow boat is stuck on the sandbar and the other narrow boat is using him as an anchor so as not to drift back down the river with no rudder. noooo: noooo:

I ask if they have food and booze (not that I can help with either)

I leave them. No rescue possible until noon tomorrow and that will cost them at least £600 plus repairs

Nighty night

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67918 on: June 19, 2021, 05:53:02 PM »
Both have dogs on board. "Hold them over the side", I advise angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67919 on: June 19, 2021, 07:24:49 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 19, 2021, 05:53:02 PM
Both have dogs on board. "Hold them over the side", I advise angel1

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