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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #68505 on: August 27, 2021, 12:20:11 PM »

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #68506 on: August 27, 2021, 12:22:51 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #68508 on: August 27, 2021, 12:32:24 PM »
Going for lunch at KFC...  cloud9:

I take it Apey is working again..  whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #68509 on: August 27, 2021, 12:42:54 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #68510 on: August 27, 2021, 09:06:23 PM »
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A disaster

So Sunday being the big BBQ obviously there is the standard clash:  I want the fridge space for all the beer and other drink and she wants it for all the food

So I fires up ye olde fridge freezer that blocks half the garage and it works!   So I load it up including those idiot shelf things they put in doors.  Just one more litre bottle of coke in the last space and  . . . . .

 . . . .the fucking shelf collapses onto the shelf below which collapses onto the next and . . . .and in a millisecond I've got some bizarre imitation of the a 911 building collapse and a few milliseconds later a stack of broken glass and beer running all over the place.

Fuckit fuckit fuckit!   

All cleared up now

Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #68511 on: August 27, 2021, 09:18:57 PM »
Going for lunch at KFC...  cloud9:

I take it Apey is working again..  whistle:

Yes...... cussing:

 whistle:

Anyone else who was following Apey's routine this closely I'd say was a creepy stalker..  whistle:

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Oh God,  please tell us that you aren't nicking his underwear from the washing line..  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #68512 on: August 27, 2021, 11:19:12 PM »
Banghead

A disaster

So Sunday being the big BBQ obviously there is the standard clash:  I want the fridge space for all the beer and other drink and she wants it for all the food

So I fires up ye olde fridge freezer that blocks half the garage and it works!   So I load it up including those idiot shelf things they put in doors.  Just one more litre bottle of coke in the last space and  . . . . .

 . . . .the fucking shelf collapses onto the shelf below which collapses onto the next and . . . .and in a millisecond I've got some bizarre imitation of the a 911 building collapse and a few milliseconds later a stack of broken glass and beer running all over the place.

Fuckit fuckit fuckit!   

All cleared up now

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #68513 on: August 28, 2021, 05:58:43 AM »
Banghead

A disaster

So Sunday being the big BBQ obviously there is the standard clash:  I want the fridge space for all the beer and other drink and she wants it for all the food

So I fires up ye olde fridge freezer that blocks half the garage and it works!   So I load it up including those idiot shelf things they put in doors.  Just one more litre bottle of coke in the last space and  . . . . .

 . . . .the fucking shelf collapses onto the shelf below which collapses onto the next and . . . .and in a millisecond I've got some bizarre imitation of the a 911 building collapse and a few milliseconds later a stack of broken glass and beer running all over the place.

Fuckit fuckit fuckit!   

All cleared up now

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I feel for you - it sounds like my Great Garage Home Brew Disaster....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #68514 on: August 28, 2021, 06:16:01 AM »
Lonely Widow Island with an added visit from my new neighbour  eyes:  (and her Young Man  evil:)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #68515 on: August 28, 2021, 06:29:28 AM »
Managed to palm the old air conditioner off on the binmen... Now got some painting to do and shift 150kg of wood chips...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #68516 on: August 28, 2021, 08:07:17 AM »
More sorting stuff for a BBQ.  How can I have a TO DO list with over 100 items on it?  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #68517 on: August 28, 2021, 08:13:34 AM »
More sorting stuff for a BBQ.  How can I have a TO DO list with over 100 items on it?  evil:

Because Mrs. Steve wrote it...?  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #68518 on: August 28, 2021, 08:27:29 AM »
More sorting stuff for a BBQ.  How can I have a TO DO list with over 100 items on it?  evil:

Because Mrs. Steve wrote it...?  whistle:
Well yes there is that doh:

But it's all got to be done.  Still all the food and beer is in, house cleaned and rearranged, snails removed from the BBQ, cleaned it and tested it.  Got to get all the effin chairs and tables out next and clean the crap off of them and put them in place.  Oh and take a Covid test.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #68519 on: August 28, 2021, 11:34:49 AM »
Managed to palm the old air conditioner off on the binmen... Now got some painting to do and shift 150kg of wood chips...  noooo:

Can you BBQ with wood chips?  rubschin:
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