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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #68550 on: August 31, 2021, 06:50:21 AM »
Today I will be purchasing 12 months tax, while I can still afford it, to ensure another year driving the ozone killing machine before dropping it off for repair.  An elderly lady having already handed over a cheque for £677 quoted for the fix.  Yet again the vehicle was parked when it was hit by poor driving idiots.  That said the lady was keen not to involve her insurance, as was I, not wanting a verdict of Cat D imposed.   ….shhh
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #68551 on: August 31, 2021, 10:32:26 AM »
Today I will be purchasing 12 months tax, while I can still afford it, to ensure another year driving the ozone killing machine before dropping it off for repair.  An elderly lady having already handed over a cheque for £677 quoted for the fix.  Yet again the vehicle was parked when it was hit by poor driving idiots.  That said the lady was keen not to involve her insurance, as was I, not wanting a verdict of Cat D imposed.   ….shhh
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #68552 on: August 31, 2021, 10:33:54 AM »
Today we will be continuing the big post BBQ clear up  surrender:  and going back to the furniture shop to change the colour of the sofa we ordered yesterday  Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #68553 on: August 31, 2021, 12:38:45 PM »
Back from the "zoo" ..(normally use staff for here but only one gig today )....two 14?15 year olds wanted requests .... so told them to write it down ..
"I don't like writing " ... eeek: noooo:  told them no writing ..no song ..

I will try and post the scribble ....it looked like a 4 year old writing ...and no spelling ...THIS was them coping the letters/words from their i-phones ..not writing an essay .. noooo:    I fear they may not be future brain surgeons ... noooo:

What a shitfest...  noooo:

It was shocking ...honestly ..there is a Bill Hicks "joke " ...where he is in a waffle house in Texas on tour , where he is reading ...and the waitress asks " What you reading for ? " ..not what ARE you reading .....

Reply .." So I don't end up a fucking waffle house waitress " !!!!!!!.....

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #68554 on: August 31, 2021, 02:06:48 PM »
Back from the "zoo" ..(normally use staff for here but only one gig today )....two 14?15 year olds wanted requests .... so told them to write it down ..
"I don't like writing " ... eeek: noooo:  told them no writing ..no song ..

I will try and post the scribble ....it looked like a 4 year old writing ...and no spelling ...THIS was them coping the letters/words from their i-phones ..not writing an essay .. noooo:    I fear they may not be future brain surgeons ... noooo:

What a shitfest...  noooo:

It was shocking ...honestly ..there is a Bill Hicks "joke " ...where he is in a waffle house in Texas on tour , where he is reading ...and the waitress asks " What you reading for ? " ..not what ARE you reading .....

Reply .." So I don't end up a fucking waffle house waitress " !!!!!!!.....

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #68555 on: August 31, 2021, 04:51:44 PM »
Was on the way to Lonely Widow Island but got redirected to my least favourite lock  evil:

Howling wind and driving rain and no boats  noooo:

About 2.30 I created a "family emergency" and came home  angel1 redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #68556 on: August 31, 2021, 05:20:53 PM »
Was on the way to Lonely Widow Island but got redirected to my least favourite lock  evil:

Howling wind and driving rain and no boats  noooo:

About 2.30 I created a "family emergency" and came home  angel1 redface:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #68557 on: August 31, 2021, 08:11:30 PM »
Back from the "zoo" ..(normally use staff for here but only one gig today )....two 14?15 year olds wanted requests .... so told them to write it down ..
"I don't like writing " ... eeek: noooo:  told them no writing ..no song ..

I will try and post the scribble ....it looked like a 4 year old writing ...and no spelling ...THIS was them coping the letters/words from their i-phones ..not writing an essay .. noooo:    I fear they may not be future brain surgeons ... noooo:

What a shitfest...  noooo:

It was shocking ...honestly ..there is a Bill Hicks "joke " ...where he is in a waffle house in Texas on tour , where he is reading ...and the waitress asks " What you reading for ? " ..not what ARE you reading .....

Reply .." So I don't end up a fucking waffle house waitress " !!!!!!!.....

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #68558 on: August 31, 2021, 08:12:12 PM »
Was on the way to Lonely Widow Island but got redirected to my least favourite lock  evil:

Howling wind and driving rain and no boats  noooo:

About 2.30 I created a "family emergency" and came home  angel1 redface:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #68559 on: August 31, 2021, 10:13:29 PM »
Home...... cloud9:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #68560 on: August 31, 2021, 11:22:32 PM »
Home...... cloud9:

And tonight's wedding nice people... Shocked:   well mine were ..I sent staff to the "zoo" .. whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #68561 on: September 01, 2021, 04:42:41 AM »
Home...... cloud9:

And tonight's wedding nice people... Shocked:   well mine were ..I sent staff to the "zoo" .. whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #68562 on: September 01, 2021, 07:55:58 AM »
Going for lunch at Ocean Basket...  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #68563 on: September 01, 2021, 08:19:34 AM »
Home...... cloud9:

And tonight's wedding nice people... Shocked:   well mine were ..I sent staff to the "zoo" .. whistle:
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Today I am in Guildford
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #68564 on: September 01, 2021, 12:06:16 PM »
Going for lunch at Ocean Basket...  cloud9:







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