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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #68700 on: September 14, 2021, 01:55:32 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on September 14, 2021, 01:51:08 PM
NO...... evil:

Anyhoo ..off to work ...last of 19 in 21 days ... surrender:  off tomorrow... cloud9:

may miss the "morning" thread ... whistle:

Colour me shocked... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #68701 on: September 14, 2021, 01:57:37 PM »
I got a man in...   redface:

He came to the house, removed the locking nuts, removed both rear wheels and replaced the valves (manually, no machine) then replaced all four locking nuts with matching units... €30.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #68702 on: September 14, 2021, 01:58:41 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 14, 2021, 01:57:37 PM
I got a man in...   redface:

He came to the house, removed the locking nuts, removed both rear wheels and replaced the valves (manually, no machine) then replaced all four locking nuts with matching units... €30.

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 noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #68703 on: September 14, 2021, 02:04:35 PM »
Don't go gubbing it again nonono:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #68704 on: September 14, 2021, 02:15:05 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #68705 on: September 14, 2021, 03:45:38 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 14, 2021, 02:15:05 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 14, 2021, 02:04:35 PM
Don't go gubbing it again nonono:

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He won't, there is a wide range of other things he can totally gub up instead. It might be worth investing in the local handymen and mechanics  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #68706 on: September 14, 2021, 08:03:32 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 14, 2021, 01:57:37 PM
I got a man in...   redface:

He came to the house, removed the locking nuts, removed both rear wheels and replaced the valves (manually, no machine) then replaced all four locking nuts with matching units... €30.

 cloud9:
:thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #68707 on: September 14, 2021, 08:04:39 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 14, 2021, 10:56:45 AM
Neighbours tyres were a bit low... Thought I'd pump them up a bit for them...

The valve broke, my electric pump blew up and all the air escaped...  cussing:

Locking wheel nuts and no 'key' so unable to change the tyre and take it to the garage...  Banghead
Yep the road to hell is paved with good intentions

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #68708 on: September 14, 2021, 10:27:00 PM »
Well Nick I have some good news for you. That title you gained on here that you hated, the time has come to pass the torch. There is a new Captain Calamity, one of the new kids at work. After all, anyone who manages to staple their fingers together and then walk bollock first into an ajar door in under half an hour is more than qualified.  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #68709 on: September 15, 2021, 06:00:02 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 14, 2021, 10:27:00 PM
Well Nick I have some good news for you. That title you gained on here that you hated, the time has come to pass the torch. There is a new Captain Calamity, one of the new kids at work. After all, anyone who manages to staple their fingers together and then walk bollock first into an ajar door in under half an hour is more than qualified.  :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #68710 on: September 15, 2021, 06:02:57 AM »
Quote from: Barman on September 15, 2021, 06:00:02 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 14, 2021, 10:27:00 PM
Well Nick I have some good news for you. That title you gained on here that you hated, the time has come to pass the torch. There is a new Captain Calamity, one of the new kids at work. After all, anyone who manages to staple their fingers together and then walk bollock first into an ajar door in under half an hour is more than qualified.  :thumbsup:

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Oh it gets better, he looks like Harry Potter and wants to be a Hells Angel. I swear this kid is the living embodiment of Darwinism  lol:

The more I think about it the more I wonder if he is somehow related to Nick, he even reacted in a similar way when I gave him the title at work last night  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #68711 on: September 15, 2021, 06:23:11 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 15, 2021, 06:02:57 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 15, 2021, 06:00:02 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 14, 2021, 10:27:00 PM
Well Nick I have some good news for you. That title you gained on here that you hated, the time has come to pass the torch. There is a new Captain Calamity, one of the new kids at work. After all, anyone who manages to staple their fingers together and then walk bollock first into an ajar door in under half an hour is more than qualified.  :thumbsup:

 eeek:

Oh it gets better, he looks like Harry Potter and wants to be a Hells Angel. I swear this kid is the living embodiment of Darwinism  lol:

The more I think about it the more I wonder if he is somehow related to Nick, he even reacted in a similar way when I gave him the title at work last night  rubschin:

Could be... Nick seems to have spread his seed far and wide...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #68712 on: September 15, 2021, 06:24:22 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #68713 on: September 15, 2021, 07:26:47 AM »
Got to clean all the shyte off of the Honda Retirement Vehicle and take it for a drive to stop the tyres getting flat spots... ::)





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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #68714 on: September 15, 2021, 07:50:00 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 15, 2021, 06:24:22 AM
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I thought you would be happy having lost that hated nickname  noooo:
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