Had a bunch of little toerags try their hand tonight
"Scuse me mate, how much are the tickets?"
"£8 and £6 for children 14 and under"
"Ok, four child tickets to see Venom please"
"Sorry no can do, Venom is a 15 and you are too young"
"We are actually 16"
"OK, but seeing as you first claimed to be 14 I'm not selling you lot any tickets without photo ID"
None of them have ID on them but the manager reluctantly agrees to accept photos of their ID
The first photo arrives and looks legit till you look at the date of birth and realise there is no way in hell this idiot is 27....
So amongst other things I point out that whoever he got the fake ID from needs to go back to school and learn how to count
"But, but, but I paid £50 for that ID"
Then his friend chimes in
"WHAT?? He charged me £100!!!"
So I have a look at his as well to see an exact copy with just the name and photo changed.
At this point I lose it and can't stop laughing as the manager boots them out.
