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Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 08, 2021, 12:33:03 PMQuote from: Barman on December 08, 2021, 11:19:19 AMJust fitted my new magnetic door stop... "Cyprus man trapped in doorway by metal bucket on magnet"
Quote from: Barman on December 08, 2021, 11:19:19 AMJust fitted my new magnetic door stop... "Cyprus man trapped in doorway by metal bucket on magnet"
Just fitted my new magnetic door stop...
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Not bovvering wiv a tree this year as going away for Christmas. Today I am mainly taking Nod to doctor appointments
Quote from: Nick on December 09, 2021, 09:02:33 AMNot bovvering wiv a tree this year as going away for Christmas. Today I am mainly taking Nod to doctor appointmentsYou could spray him green, stick an electric cable up his bum and a fairy on top and say he's your tree
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Been faffing about in the sodding cellar Car park gate (remote control electric) has bust (in the closed position )Cheapest repair quote is about £1500 Leaseholders here contemplating suing the freeholder "Lunch" with Nod will be a relief