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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70080 on: February 24, 2022, 11:12:16 AM »
Going to see a Urologist in Pafos...

...we know what that means don't we Gents...?  cry:
Don't make any 'you're just taking the piss" comments?

Actually whatever it is, hope nothing serious and sorted soon
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70081 on: February 24, 2022, 11:39:01 AM »
Going to see a Urologist in Pafos...

...we know what that means don't we Gents...?  cry:
Don't make any 'you're just taking the piss" comments?

Actually whatever it is, hope nothing serious and sorted soon

All went well...  Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70082 on: February 24, 2022, 12:05:33 PM »
Going to see a Urologist in Pafos...

...we know what that means don't we Gents...?  cry:
Don't make any 'you're just taking the piss" comments?

Actually whatever it is, hope nothing serious and sorted soon

All went well...  Thumbs:
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Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70083 on: February 24, 2022, 12:06:25 PM »
Going to see a Urologist in Pafos...

...we know what that means don't we Gents...?  cry:
Don't make any 'you're just taking the piss" comments?

Actually whatever it is, hope nothing serious and sorted soon

All went well...  Thumbs:
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They don't do that any more... Apparently that new fangled ultrasound is more accurate than the human digit...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70084 on: February 24, 2022, 01:24:21 PM »
Going to see a Urologist in Pafos...

...we know what that means don't we Gents...?  cry:

Bummer.... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70085 on: February 24, 2022, 01:36:58 PM »
Plumber here ..must be a proper tradesman .... Thumbs:  first words ."F88k me ,no bastard parking spaces" ... Thumbs:

and proper terms ..like .."it's f88ked " .... ;D........

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70086 on: February 24, 2022, 01:46:44 PM »
Plumber here ..must be a proper tradesman .... Thumbs:  first words ."F88k me ,no bastard parking spaces" ... Thumbs:

and proper terms ..like .."it's f88ked " .... ;D........

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70087 on: February 24, 2022, 02:32:07 PM »
Going to see a Urologist in Pafos...

...we know what that means don't we Gents...?  cry:
Don't make any 'you're just taking the piss" comments?

Actually whatever it is, hope nothing serious and sorted soon

All went well...  Thumbs:
:thumbsup:

They don't do that any more... Apparently that new fangled ultrasound is more accurate than the human digit...  rubschin:
Amazingly good now aren't they.  That's what spotted my kidney cancer.  But last year it was the dreaded finger (so called 'digital exam') followed by an MRI. 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70088 on: February 24, 2022, 02:36:02 PM »
Plumber here ..must be a proper tradesman .... Thumbs:  first words ."F88k me ,no bastard parking spaces" ... Thumbs:

and proper terms ..like .."it's f88ked " .... ;D........

Expat from Nottingham?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70089 on: February 24, 2022, 02:52:24 PM »
Carpets are in :thumbsup:

Saw the Duty Manager who is new and keen as mustard. He asked if I was comfy with technology  ::)

I said yes

Apparently the company that manages these places is in a project with University of Stirling to get "older people" using tech

WOuld you like an iPad?  How much? Free!! Thumbs:
WOuld you like and Alexa Echo Dot (free)?  If I have the echo dot they fit new light and bioler switches so I can control ligt and heat and stuff with voice commands  Thumbs:

Oh and the wi fi has had an upgrade. All fibre optic and soon to be 5G :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70090 on: February 24, 2022, 03:01:39 PM »
Carpets are in :thumbsup:

Saw the Duty Manager who is new and keen as mustard. He asked if I was comfy with technology  ::)

I said yes

Apparently the company that manages these places is in a project with University of Stirling to get "older people" using tech

WOuld you like an iPad?  How much? Free!! Thumbs:
WOuld you like and Alexa Echo Dot (free)?  If I have the echo dot they fit new light and bioler switches so I can control ligt and heat and stuff with voice commands  Thumbs:

Oh and the wi fi has had an upgrade. All fibre optic and soon to be 5G :thumbsup:

Nick getting a tech upgrade, what's the worst that could happen...?  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70091 on: February 24, 2022, 03:08:00 PM »
Carpets are in :thumbsup:

Saw the Duty Manager who is new and keen as mustard. He asked if I was comfy with technology  ::)

I said yes

Apparently the company that manages these places is in a project with University of Stirling to get "older people" using tech

WOuld you like an iPad?  How much? Free!! Thumbs:
WOuld you like and Alexa Echo Dot (free)?  If I have the echo dot they fit new light and bioler switches so I can control ligt and heat and stuff with voice commands  Thumbs:

Oh and the wi fi has had an upgrade. All fibre optic and soon to be 5G :thumbsup:

Nick getting a tech upgrade, what's the worst that could happen...?  scared2:

Nick and voice commands!  scared2:

That is the boiler buggered...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70092 on: February 24, 2022, 03:09:12 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70093 on: February 24, 2022, 03:17:03 PM »
Carpets are in :thumbsup:

Saw the Duty Manager who is new and keen as mustard. He asked if I was comfy with technology  ::)

I said yes

Apparently the company that manages these places is in a project with University of Stirling to get "older people" using tech

WOuld you like an iPad?  How much? Free!! Thumbs:
WOuld you like and Alexa Echo Dot (free)?  If I have the echo dot they fit new light and bioler switches so I can control ligt and heat and stuff with voice commands  Thumbs:

Oh and the wi fi has had an upgrade. All fibre optic and soon to be 5G :thumbsup:

Nick getting a tech upgrade, what's the worst that could happen...?  scared2:

Nick and voice commands!  scared2:

That is the boiler buggered...  noooo:

2022, the year Alexa became Skynet just to get some peace and quiet...  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70094 on: February 24, 2022, 03:22:58 PM »
Carpets are in :thumbsup:

Saw the Duty Manager who is new and keen as mustard. He asked if I was comfy with technology  ::)

I said yes

Apparently the company that manages these places is in a project with University of Stirling to get "older people" using tech

WOuld you like an iPad?  How much? Free!! Thumbs:
WOuld you like and Alexa Echo Dot (free)?  If I have the echo dot they fit new light and bioler switches so I can control ligt and heat and stuff with voice commands  Thumbs:

Oh and the wi fi has had an upgrade. All fibre optic and soon to be 5G :thumbsup:

FREE.......... Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: cloud9: