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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70245 on: March 12, 2022, 02:41:09 PM »
Fighting the tail hatch of the 4x4 - a carrier bag is jammed in the mechanism  evil:
I am victorious  ;D    But what a bastard that was.   Electric tail hatches are the work of the devil esp when the only manual options they give you is 'if remote control doesn't work, press the button on the dashboard'   And removing the special access just reveals a microswitch in case the other switch doesn't work  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70246 on: March 12, 2022, 02:44:25 PM »
This is a person who does not have the word "tomorrow" in his vocabulary (BA Medieval History, Durham). He actually says " on the morrow"!
noooo:  sounds pseud like

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70247 on: March 12, 2022, 03:27:24 PM »
Fighting the tail hatch of the 4x4 - a carrier bag is jammed in the mechanism  evil:
I am victorious  ;D    But what a bastard that was.   Electric tail hatches are the work of the devil esp when the only manual options they give you is 'if remote control doesn't work, press the button on the dashboard'   And removing the special access just reveals a microswitch in case the other switch doesn't work  evil:

I wanted one on mine but Miss A says it is the worst bit on her Tucson so I'm glad I didn't have it now...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70248 on: March 12, 2022, 09:16:48 PM »
Very occasionally it's useful as you can open it while you're still walking to the car and it does mean you never slam the hatch down catching your head with all that blood that results (  redface: ) but FFS why do they have to (a) be so slow, (b) not be able to just slam it yourself and (c) love eating carrier bag handles  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70249 on: March 13, 2022, 01:36:51 AM »
Very occasionally it's useful as you can open it while you're still walking to the car and it does mean you never slam the hatch down catching your head with all that blood that results (  redface: ) but FFS why do they have to (a) be so slow, (b) not be able to just slam it yourself and (c) love eating carrier bag handles  evil:

Mine opens ..from remote or from drivers door ..so far I must have used it once … I find if I am at the boot pressing the button is ok …

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70250 on: March 14, 2022, 06:05:10 AM »
Going shopping in Polis... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70251 on: March 14, 2022, 06:18:34 AM »
Waiting in for a man ::)
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« Reply #70252 on: March 14, 2022, 06:27:10 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70254 on: March 14, 2022, 10:51:04 PM »
Northampton. 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70255 on: March 15, 2022, 06:39:08 AM »
Waiting for the pest control man... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70256 on: March 15, 2022, 07:46:27 AM »
Waiting for the pest control man... ::)

What have you done to irritate LL this time..  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70257 on: March 15, 2022, 12:07:53 PM »
Waiting for the garden expert to call to see what can be done about our once occasional now 6 months of the year mini Lake Erie
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70258 on: March 15, 2022, 12:40:37 PM »
Going shopping in Pafos... Possible McDonald's afters...  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70259 on: March 15, 2022, 12:42:03 PM »
Went to visit some friends but their dog ate a kitchen sponge and was projectile vomiting  ::)

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