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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70260 on: March 15, 2022, 03:03:58 PM »
Went to visit some friends but their dog ate a kitchen sponge and was projectile vomiting  ::)

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Did the dog eat the sponge before or after you arrived?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70261 on: March 15, 2022, 03:05:17 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70262 on: March 15, 2022, 03:21:03 PM »
Back! No McDonald's...  cry:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70263 on: March 15, 2022, 09:01:44 PM »
Back! No McDonald's...  cry:
Have they shut down in Smugland too then?  Well there are a lot of Russians so maybe they got confused
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70264 on: March 16, 2022, 05:43:44 AM »
Back! No McDonald's...  cry:
Have they shut down in Smugland too then?  Well there are a lot of Russians so maybe they got confused

Nah, they are doing a roaring trade - the timing didn't work is all...

...but I am off to McDonald's for breakfast now...  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70265 on: March 16, 2022, 07:07:43 AM »
Going to visit the vomiting dog people  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70266 on: March 16, 2022, 05:18:50 PM »
Going to visit the vomiting dog people  scared2:
Jeez I though diced carrot was gross but a whole dog?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70267 on: March 16, 2022, 05:42:29 PM »
Called Suzi ( eyes:) and got an overly detailed account of her colonoscopy  eeek: sick2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70268 on: March 16, 2022, 06:21:24 PM »
Northampton…is it Wednesday?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70269 on: March 16, 2022, 06:26:40 PM »
It is always Wednesday in Northampton  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70270 on: March 16, 2022, 06:32:25 PM »
It is always Wednesday in Northampton  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70271 on: March 16, 2022, 06:38:08 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70272 on: March 16, 2022, 08:21:28 PM »
It is always Wednesday in Northampton  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70273 on: March 16, 2022, 08:22:12 PM »
It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70274 on: March 17, 2022, 09:03:10 AM »
Coffee with the Vicar's Daughter  cloud9:
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