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Offline Nick

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70455 on: April 05, 2022, 02:18:44 PM »
Putt yourselves on the naughty step ::)


Fab lunch and finally put names to faces of my fellow lock keepers, including Bill who is 92 and still working  Shocked:

Got home and a had a Zoom call with the Boy  cloud9: who is on a new regime and has lost loads of weight  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70456 on: April 05, 2022, 02:26:27 PM »
Quote from: Steve on April 05, 2022, 01:51:40 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 05, 2022, 10:13:13 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 05, 2022, 10:03:44 AM
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Quote from: Nick on April 05, 2022, 06:49:54 AM
Pre-locking season training course at a golf club rubschin:

Free buffet lunch  whistle:

Have you got a fairway to go ...... rubschin:

Right on tee... ::)

Has he got a driver .... rubschin:
I'd like to drive a wedge between these puns but you know . .

You haven't got the balls...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70457 on: April 05, 2022, 03:32:49 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 05, 2022, 02:26:27 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 05, 2022, 01:51:40 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 05, 2022, 10:13:13 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 05, 2022, 10:03:44 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 05, 2022, 09:59:03 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 05, 2022, 06:49:54 AM
Pre-locking season training course at a golf club rubschin:

Free buffet lunch  whistle:

Have you got a fairway to go ...... rubschin:

Right on tee... ::)

Has he got a driver .... rubschin:
I'd like to drive a wedge between these puns but you know . .

You haven't got the balls...?  rubschin:
Wood that be irony ?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70458 on: April 05, 2022, 03:36:16 PM »
Quote from: Steve on April 05, 2022, 03:32:49 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 05, 2022, 02:26:27 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 05, 2022, 01:51:40 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 05, 2022, 10:13:13 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 05, 2022, 10:03:44 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 05, 2022, 09:59:03 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 05, 2022, 06:49:54 AM
Pre-locking season training course at a golf club rubschin:

Free buffet lunch  whistle:

Have you got a fairway to go ...... rubschin:

Right on tee... ::)

Has he got a driver .... rubschin:
I'd like to drive a wedge between these puns but you know . .

You haven't got the balls...?  rubschin:
Wood that be irony ?

I think you have a chip on your shoulder... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70459 on: April 05, 2022, 03:38:34 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 05, 2022, 03:36:16 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 05, 2022, 03:32:49 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 05, 2022, 02:26:27 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 05, 2022, 01:51:40 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 05, 2022, 10:13:13 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 05, 2022, 10:03:44 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 05, 2022, 09:59:03 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 05, 2022, 06:49:54 AM
Pre-locking season training course at a golf club rubschin:

Free buffet lunch  whistle:

Have you got a fairway to go ...... rubschin:

Right on tee... ::)

Has he got a driver .... rubschin:
I'd like to drive a wedge between these puns but you know . .

You haven't got the balls...?  rubschin:
Wood that be irony ?

I think you have a chip on your shoulder... ::)
Better than a bogey?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70460 on: April 05, 2022, 08:22:02 PM »
Any more golf puns and I'll lock this thread   lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70461 on: April 06, 2022, 04:54:52 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on April 05, 2022, 08:22:02 PM
Any more golf puns and I'll lock this thread   lol: lol: lol:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70462 on: April 06, 2022, 07:20:42 AM »
Taking my Kurd to the Arboretum angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70463 on: April 06, 2022, 09:26:21 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 06, 2022, 07:20:42 AM
Taking my Kurd to the Arboretum angel1

Don't think they eat meat during ramadan ...... rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70464 on: April 06, 2022, 10:49:28 AM »
 Banghead

The phone rings, we won a prize in a 'for Ukraine' raffle a local shop ran.

A box of Vennison

FFS

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70465 on: April 06, 2022, 10:57:48 AM »
The Dog in kennels... The Great House Move and clean-a-thon before the family arrives on Friday begins...  Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70466 on: April 06, 2022, 11:11:19 AM »
Quote from: Steve on April 06, 2022, 10:49:28 AM
Banghead

The phone rings, we won a prize in a 'for Ukraine' raffle a local shop ran.

A box of Vennison

FFS

That's dear jokes on the way ...... Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70467 on: April 06, 2022, 12:20:34 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 06, 2022, 11:11:19 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 06, 2022, 10:49:28 AM
Banghead

The phone rings, we won a prize in a 'for Ukraine' raffle a local shop ran.

A box of Vennison

FFS


That's dear jokes on the way ...... Thumbs:
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Can't think of any worth posting
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70468 on: April 06, 2022, 01:44:11 PM »
Quote from: Steve on April 06, 2022, 10:49:28 AM
Banghead

The phone rings, we won a prize in a 'for Ukraine' raffle a local shop ran.

A box of Vennison

FFS

 eeek: eeek:  Send it to me!!!!!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70469 on: April 06, 2022, 03:37:46 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 06, 2022, 01:44:11 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 06, 2022, 10:49:28 AM
Banghead

The phone rings, we won a prize in a 'for Ukraine' raffle a local shop ran.

A box of Vennison

FFS

 eeek: eeek:  Send it to me!!!!!

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