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[Barman]

Opticians - if I can find them that is

What a farce of a day:  sick optician, petrol queues, wide area road chaos after Dartford tunnel blocked by an idiot truck, Mrs K on a spend spend spend at Bluewater, massive queue at Barclays, having to do that digusterous poo sampling etc

   time for a beer



 
 

[Nick]

"Lunch" with Nod 

[Miss Demeanour]

Going to deliver furniture to The Brat - she is 'redecorating' . Did  I say she was doing this ??? 

Then lunch with the Man's brother and sister in law . They were flooded out  by the storms last July ( they live in Maida Vale) . 9 months later have only just got back into their flat and it appears the contractors the insurance company have appointed have completely ballsed it up. Flooring has to come back up to replace pipework. They will be homeless again....I fear lunch may not be so merry 

Then back home to try and get fence and garden finished before neighbour returns from holiday tomorrow. We had a couple of fence panels that had come down in the storms and the fella next door is a bit useless. He is also a fruitbat  and has a gazillion trees in his garden as he says they cleanse the air . He cuts nothing back as he believes the souls of the trees are at the top 

Anyways we have had nearly a week of free access into their garden and general butchery of all stuff that may be 'vaguely ' overhanging on our side ...oh and fixing the fence 

We also got to see the gorgeous pond he has created. The old sea shell lid of a sand pit that he actually took the time to sink into his concrete patio  ...is surrounded by little fairy houses , a compulsory buddha , a toy zebra on the sea shells surrounding it etc . Sure signs of a serial killer 

[Barman]

Going to deliver furniture to The Brat - she is 'redecorating' . Did  I say she was doing this ??? 

Then lunch with the Man's brother and sister in law . They were flooded out  by the storms last July ( they live in Maida Vale) . 9 months later have only just got back into their flat and it appears the contractors the insurance company have appointed have completely ballsed it up. Flooring has to come back up to replace pipework. They will be homeless again....I fear lunch may not be so merry 

Then back home to try and get fence and garden finished before neighbour returns from holiday tomorrow. We had a couple of fence panels that had come down in the storms and the fella next door is a bit useless. He is also a fruitbat  and has a gazillion trees in his garden as he says they cleanse the air . He cuts nothing back as he believes the souls of the trees are at the top 

Anyways we have had nearly a week of free access into their garden and general butchery of all stuff that may be 'vaguely ' overhanging on our side ...oh and fixing the fence 

We also got to see the gorgeous pond he has created. The old sea shell lid of a sand pit that he actually took the time to sink into his concrete patio  ...is surrounded by little fairy houses , a compulsory buddha , a toy zebra on the sea shells surrounding it etc . Sure signs of a serial killer 

 

and...

 

[Just One More]

Going to deliver furniture to The Brat - she is 'redecorating' . Did  I say she was doing this ??? 

Then lunch with the Man's brother and sister in law . They were flooded out  by the storms last July ( they live in Maida Vale) . 9 months later have only just got back into their flat and it appears the contractors the insurance company have appointed have completely ballsed it up. Flooring has to come back up to replace pipework. They will be homeless again....I fear lunch may not be so merry 

Then back home to try and get fence and garden finished before neighbour returns from holiday tomorrow. We had a couple of fence panels that had come down in the storms and the fella next door is a bit useless. He is also a fruitbat  and has a gazillion trees in his garden as he says they cleanse the air . He cuts nothing back as he believes the souls of the trees are at the top 

Anyways we have had nearly a week of free access into their garden and general butchery of all stuff that may be 'vaguely ' overhanging on our side ...oh and fixing the fence 

We also got to see the gorgeous pond he has created. The old sea shell lid of a sand pit that he actually took the time to sink into his concrete patio  ...is surrounded by little fairy houses , a compulsory buddha , a toy zebra on the sea shells surrounding it etc . Sure signs of a serial killer 

 

and...

 

  ... Oh, and good luck with it all Miss D  (you need a holiday  )

[Steve]

Going to deliver furniture to The Brat - she is 'redecorating' . Did  I say she was doing this ??? 

Then lunch with the Man's brother and sister in law . They were flooded out  by the storms last July ( they live in Maida Vale) . 9 months later have only just got back into their flat and it appears the contractors the insurance company have appointed have completely ballsed it up. Flooring has to come back up to replace pipework. They will be homeless again....I fear lunch may not be so merry 

Then back home to try and get fence and garden finished before neighbour returns from holiday tomorrow. We had a couple of fence panels that had come down in the storms and the fella next door is a bit useless. He is also a fruitbat  and has a gazillion trees in his garden as he says they cleanse the air . He cuts nothing back as he believes the souls of the trees are at the top 

Anyways we have had nearly a week of free access into their garden and general butchery of all stuff that may be 'vaguely ' overhanging on our side ...oh and fixing the fence 

We also got to see the gorgeous pond he has created. The old sea shell lid of a sand pit that he actually took the time to sink into his concrete patio  ...is surrounded by little fairy houses , a compulsory buddha , a toy zebra on the sea shells surrounding it etc . Sure signs of a serial killer 

 

and...

 

  ... Oh, and good luck with it all Miss D  (you need a holiday  )

  and what JOM said

[apc2010]

Busy day ahead....

[apc2010]

Going to deliver furniture to The Brat - she is 'redecorating' . Did  I say she was doing this ??? 

Then lunch with the Man's brother and sister in law . They were flooded out  by the storms last July ( they live in Maida Vale) . 9 months later have only just got back into their flat and it appears the contractors the insurance company have appointed have completely ballsed it up. Flooring has to come back up to replace pipework. They will be homeless again....I fear lunch may not be so merry 

Then back home to try and get fence and garden finished before neighbour returns from holiday tomorrow. We had a couple of fence panels that had come down in the storms and the fella next door is a bit useless. He is also a fruitbat  and has a gazillion trees in his garden as he says they cleanse the air . He cuts nothing back as he believes the souls of the trees are at the top 

Anyways we have had nearly a week of free access into their garden and general butchery of all stuff that may be 'vaguely ' overhanging on our side ...oh and fixing the fence 

We also got to see the gorgeous pond he has created. The old sea shell lid of a sand pit that he actually took the time to sink into his concrete patio  ...is surrounded by little fairy houses , a compulsory buddha , a toy zebra on the sea shells surrounding it etc . Sure signs of a serial killer 

The sort of neighbour who sneaks into your garden and cuts things down ....

 

[Barman]

Going to deliver furniture to The Brat - she is 'redecorating' . Did  I say she was doing this ??? 

Then lunch with the Man's brother and sister in law . They were flooded out  by the storms last July ( they live in Maida Vale) . 9 months later have only just got back into their flat and it appears the contractors the insurance company have appointed have completely ballsed it up. Flooring has to come back up to replace pipework. They will be homeless again....I fear lunch may not be so merry 

Then back home to try and get fence and garden finished before neighbour returns from holiday tomorrow. We had a couple of fence panels that had come down in the storms and the fella next door is a bit useless. He is also a fruitbat  and has a gazillion trees in his garden as he says they cleanse the air . He cuts nothing back as he believes the souls of the trees are at the top 

Anyways we have had nearly a week of free access into their garden and general butchery of all stuff that may be 'vaguely ' overhanging on our side ...oh and fixing the fence 

We also got to see the gorgeous pond he has created. The old sea shell lid of a sand pit that he actually took the time to sink into his concrete patio  ...is surrounded by little fairy houses , a compulsory buddha , a toy zebra on the sea shells surrounding it etc . Sure signs of a serial killer 

The sort of neighbour who sneaks into your garden and cuts things down ....

 

 

[Barman]

Going to the beach...

[Nick]

Off for a sunny day at me favourite lock, like

[Barman]

Going to the beach...

[Steve]

Going to see Sparks

[apc2010]

Going to the beach...

 

[Steve]

FINALLY!

Got my driving licence back. Been for a drive (first time in over 18 months  ) to fill up. Two things I noticed, the cost of petrol is eyewatering and the road surface has deteriorated. Reversing back into my driveway was nerve wracking.

My brother finally just got his back too.  Seems DVLA may finally be clearing that backlog