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Offline apc2010

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70710 on: May 04, 2022, 01:00:10 PM »
Last night coming home got stopped by the plod again for breath test ....fair enough ...but recently there have been lots of break ins etc ....I am wearing all black (work clothes) and have THREE laptops on passenger seat in full view .....not one question .. noooo:

as well as a car full of they don't know what ... noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70711 on: May 04, 2022, 01:01:50 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 04, 2022, 01:00:10 PM
Last night coming home got stopped by the plod again for breath test ....fair enough ...but recently there have been lots of break ins etc ....I am wearing all black (work clothes) and have THREE laptops on passenger seat in full view .....not one question .. noooo:

as well as a car full of they don't know what ... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70712 on: May 04, 2022, 07:32:12 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 04, 2022, 01:00:10 PM
Last night coming home got stopped by the plod again for breath test ....fair enough ...but recently there have been lots of break ins etc ....I am wearing all black (work clothes) and have THREE laptops on passenger seat in full view .....not one question .. noooo:

as well as a car full of they don't know what ... noooo:
Apey spotted earlier?
 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70713 on: May 04, 2022, 07:52:43 PM »
At his neighbour's house?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70714 on: May 04, 2022, 08:59:06 PM »
A First ... eeek: eeek:  the actual BRIDE ..stopped her reception 45 mins early coz ...her words  "My guests are too pissed and are arseholes" ... eeek:...


In fairness they were ..but they were all rough scuzzers so hard to tell the difference ...... rubschin:   and we were at "the zoo" where all the guests ..we expect to be pissed n rude... ;D ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70715 on: May 04, 2022, 09:18:33 PM »
 eeek:

Maybe she wanted to watch the football, it's a cracker
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70716 on: May 04, 2022, 09:27:41 PM »
Quote from: Steve on May 04, 2022, 09:18:33 PM
eeek:

Maybe she wanted to watch the football, it's a cracker



 rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70717 on: May 05, 2022, 04:11:25 AM »
Lunch at Ocean Basket and then Lidl...  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70718 on: May 05, 2022, 06:44:17 AM »
Quackter
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70719 on: May 05, 2022, 07:56:22 AM »
Doc Woks then we'll see
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70720 on: May 05, 2022, 09:22:25 AM »
Feckin local election day and all the madness that this ensues  noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70721 on: May 05, 2022, 09:24:28 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 05, 2022, 04:11:25 AM
Lunch at Ocean Basket and then Lidl...  cloud9:

BM goes drunk shopping, what could possibly go wrong...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70722 on: May 05, 2022, 12:06:08 PM »
Back! Drool:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70723 on: May 06, 2022, 06:51:29 AM »
Off to the races with the girls ...avoiding the absolute carnage at work  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70724 on: May 06, 2022, 07:11:53 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on May 06, 2022, 06:51:29 AM
Off to the races with the girls ...avoiding the absolute carnage at work  lol:

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