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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71385 on: July 29, 2022, 10:38:03 PM »
I'll hazard a guess that they are the older members of the fuckwit brigade who used to go clubbing in Aya Napa and when they found Wayne/Waynetta wanted to relive some of the old days.  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71386 on: July 29, 2022, 11:01:34 PM »
Barnard Castle (rubbish castle, surprisingly good town and Bowes (classy village) and 2 hours of the A66

Oh and Glenridding

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71387 on: July 29, 2022, 11:02:43 PM »
Home ...bride was nice ..guests complete SCUM... noooo:  1st time Miss T said she felt "imitidated" by guests ..sad really ... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71388 on: July 30, 2022, 03:05:22 AM »
WTF is it about Cyprus and weddings?????

Cheap I guess...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71389 on: July 30, 2022, 05:24:50 AM »
Painting...  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71390 on: July 30, 2022, 08:01:09 AM »
Painting...  ::)

I'm betting that wasn't Picasso's attitude.

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« Reply #71391 on: July 30, 2022, 08:04:38 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71393 on: July 30, 2022, 09:21:25 AM »
WTF is it about Cyprus and weddings?????

Cheap I guess...

The Man's eldest boy is getting married in a few weeks.

Tbh I would pay for them to go to Cyprus and do it all there ...on their own with a couple of mates  lol: Just send us a few pics  :thumbsup:

2 years they have alledgly been planning this ...when I say 'they' i obviously mean her . He is not interested at all except to organise his stag night!! 

Her parents paid for the venue hire  @5k. They made the mistake of giving them the money. This they spent on getting her teeth done @2k and he had a hair transplant £3k. noooo: noooo: noooo:

We are paying for food and drink  eeek:

Now the other bits ...suits, photographer,  DJ, flower Wall , honeymoon payment etc etc etc have to be paid  and they are moaning that everything has come at once  and they haven't got the money facepalm:

Yet she has had make up trials this week at £40 a pop  eeek:

We are avoiding them like the plague at the moment as tempers are likely to be lost very quickly  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71394 on: July 30, 2022, 09:30:27 AM »
WTF is it about Cyprus and weddings?????

Cheap I guess...

The Man's eldest boy is getting married in a few weeks.

Tbh I would pay for them to go to Cyprus and do it all there ...on their own with a couple of mates  lol: Just send us a few pics  :thumbsup:

2 years they have alledgly been planning this ...when I say 'they' i obviously mean her . He is not interested at all except to organise his stag night!! 

Her parents paid for the venue hire  @5k. They made the mistake of giving them the money. This they spent on getting her teeth done @2k and he had a hair transplant £3k. noooo: noooo: noooo:

We are paying for food and drink  eeek:

Now the other bits ...suits, photographer,  DJ, flower Wall , honeymoon payment etc etc etc have to be paid  and they are moaning that everything has come at once  and they haven't got the money facepalm:

Yet she has had make up trials this week at £40 a pop  eeek:

We are avoiding them like the plague at the moment as tempers are likely to be lost very quickly  noooo:


The moment you mention 'wedding' the price doubles...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71395 on: July 30, 2022, 10:11:17 AM »
WTF is it about Cyprus and weddings?????

Cheap I guess...

The Man's eldest boy is getting married in a few weeks.

Tbh I would pay for them to go to Cyprus and do it all there ...on their own with a couple of mates  lol: Just send us a few pics  :thumbsup:

2 years they have alledgly been planning this ...when I say 'they' i obviously mean her . He is not interested at all except to organise his stag night!! 

Her parents paid for the venue hire  @5k. They made the mistake of giving them the money. This they spent on getting her teeth done @2k and he had a hair transplant £3k. noooo: noooo: noooo:

We are paying for food and drink  eeek:

Now the other bits ...suits, photographer,  DJ, flower Wall , honeymoon payment etc etc etc have to be paid  and they are moaning that everything has come at once  and they haven't got the money facepalm:

Yet she has had make up trials this week at £40 a pop  eeek:

We are avoiding them like the plague at the moment as tempers are likely to be lost very quickly  noooo:

Are there hair donors?? rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71397 on: July 30, 2022, 09:11:02 PM »
WTF is it about Cyprus and weddings?????

Cheap I guess...

The Man's eldest boy is getting married in a few weeks.

Tbh I would pay for them to go to Cyprus and do it all there ...on their own with a couple of mates  lol: Just send us a few pics  :thumbsup:

2 years they have alledgly been planning this ...when I say 'they' i obviously mean her . He is not interested at all except to organise his stag night!! 

Her parents paid for the venue hire  @5k. They made the mistake of giving them the money. This they spent on getting her teeth done @2k and he had a hair transplant £3k. noooo: noooo: noooo:

We are paying for food and drink  eeek:

Now the other bits ...suits, photographer,  DJ, flower Wall , honeymoon payment etc etc etc have to be paid  and they are moaning that everything has come at once  and they haven't got the money facepalm:

Yet she has had make up trials this week at £40 a pop  eeek:

We are avoiding them like the plague at the moment as tempers are likely to be lost very quickly  noooo:


The moment you mention 'wedding' the price doubles...  noooo:

A LOT cheaper ..you can hire a Yacht for 80 people with booze n food cheaper than a crappy UK venue ....even the nice rustic venues here are about half the price ..plus honeymoon comes with wedding ..!!....

Plus most venues now offer all inclusive drink packages ..so they can get mortalled ... noooo: for about 30 quid per person  ....example yesterday all had shots during speeches before the meal ...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71398 on: July 31, 2022, 03:51:36 AM »
WTF is it about Cyprus and weddings?????

Cheap I guess...

The Man's eldest boy is getting married in a few weeks.

Tbh I would pay for them to go to Cyprus and do it all there ...on their own with a couple of mates  lol: Just send us a few pics  :thumbsup:

2 years they have alledgly been planning this ...when I say 'they' i obviously mean her . He is not interested at all except to organise his stag night!! 

Her parents paid for the venue hire  @5k. They made the mistake of giving them the money. This they spent on getting her teeth done @2k and he had a hair transplant £3k. noooo: noooo: noooo:

We are paying for food and drink  eeek:

Now the other bits ...suits, photographer,  DJ, flower Wall , honeymoon payment etc etc etc have to be paid  and they are moaning that everything has come at once  and they haven't got the money facepalm:

Yet she has had make up trials this week at £40 a pop  eeek:

We are avoiding them like the plague at the moment as tempers are likely to be lost very quickly  noooo:


The moment you mention 'wedding' the price doubles...  noooo:

A LOT cheaper ..you can hire a Yacht for 80 people with booze n food cheaper than a crappy UK venue ....even the nice rustic venues here are about half the price ..plus honeymoon comes with wedding ..!!....

Plus most venues now offer all inclusive drink packages ..so they can get mortalled ... noooo: for about 30 quid per person  ....example yesterday all had shots during speeches before the meal ...

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71399 on: July 31, 2022, 06:24:03 AM »
Lunch (actual food!) with an old mate here


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