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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71490 on: August 13, 2022, 06:40:17 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71491 on: August 13, 2022, 08:35:13 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on August 12, 2022, 10:41:30 PM
Home ..hard work ..but nice people ... eeek: eeek: and fed... Shocked:

Was dreading it..booking form said 18 adults 27 kids... noooo:....
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71492 on: August 13, 2022, 02:23:44 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 13, 2022, 06:33:41 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 12, 2022, 10:41:30 PM
Home ..hard work ..but nice people ... eeek: eeek: and fed... Shocked:

Was dreading it..booking form said 18 adults 27 kids... noooo:....

Goats...?  rubschin:

No. chicken kebabs ,steak and spuds.... Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71493 on: August 13, 2022, 04:24:59 PM »
Heat and "lunch": fell asleep in an armchair redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71494 on: August 13, 2022, 04:36:34 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 13, 2022, 04:24:59 PM
Heat and "lunch": fell asleep in an armchair redface:

Poor old boy!  point:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71495 on: August 13, 2022, 04:37:31 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 13, 2022, 04:36:34 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 13, 2022, 04:24:59 PM
Heat and "lunch": fell asleep in an armchair redface:

Poor old boy!  point:

At least he won't have to go to bed in an hour or so..  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71496 on: August 13, 2022, 04:49:07 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 13, 2022, 04:37:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 13, 2022, 04:36:34 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 13, 2022, 04:24:59 PM
Heat and "lunch": fell asleep in an armchair redface:

Poor old boy!  point:

At least he won't have to go to bed in an hour or so..  whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71497 on: August 13, 2022, 04:57:52 PM »
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71498 on: August 13, 2022, 11:01:16 PM »
Back from work .... Thumbs:    never have I seen a man so doomed as today's groom ....his wife is a material wannabe celeb type creature ..he seemed  a nice bloke ...at no point during the 6 hrs we were there did she not film or take pics of herself on phone ..except 1st dance ..

she literally had a phone in her hand all night .. noooo: noooo:   the professional photographer wanted a pic with all the blokes with cigars ....NO she had to be in picture...!!!......The photographer is a funny bloke ...he said .."it looks like a trailer for a blue movie ".... lol: lol:

They spent a fortune ..even fireworks etc ...but NOT free bar for guests .. noooo:

When we had packed up and were leaving , the guests left on open top bus ..the bride n groom were sitting on floor waiting for their limo .... lol:

She asked if I had their phone number....? ....well I think that's what she asked as I closed the door and drove off.... whistle:   I would have helped but all night she treated myself and Miss T and all staff rudely ...... eveilgrin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71499 on: August 14, 2022, 04:11:18 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on August 13, 2022, 11:01:16 PM
Back from work .... Thumbs:    never have I seen a man so doomed as today's groom ....his wife is a material wannabe celeb type creature ..he seemed  a nice bloke ...at no point during the 6 hrs we were there did she not film or take pics of herself on phone ..except 1st dance ..

she literally had a phone in her hand all night .. noooo: noooo:   the professional photographer wanted a pic with all the blokes with cigars ....NO she had to be in picture...!!!......The photographer is a funny bloke ...he said .."it looks like a trailer for a blue movie ".... lol: lol:

They spent a fortune ..even fireworks etc ...but NOT free bar for guests .. noooo:

When we had packed up and were leaving , the guests left on open top bus ..the bride n groom were sitting on floor waiting for their limo .... lol:

She asked if I had their phone number....? ....well I think that's what she asked as I closed the door and drove off.... whistle:   I would have helped but all night she treated myself and Miss T and all staff rudely ...... eveilgrin:


Poor bloke...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71500 on: August 14, 2022, 09:14:29 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 14, 2022, 04:11:18 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 13, 2022, 11:01:16 PM
Back from work .... Thumbs:    never have I seen a man so doomed as today's groom ....his wife is a material wannabe celeb type creature ..he seemed  a nice bloke ...at no point during the 6 hrs we were there did she not film or take pics of herself on phone ..except 1st dance ..

she literally had a phone in her hand all night .. noooo: noooo:   the professional photographer wanted a pic with all the blokes with cigars ....NO she had to be in picture...!!!......The photographer is a funny bloke ...he said .."it looks like a trailer for a blue movie ".... lol: lol:

They spent a fortune ..even fireworks etc ...but NOT free bar for guests .. noooo:

When we had packed up and were leaving , the guests left on open top bus ..the bride n groom were sitting on floor waiting for their limo .... lol:

She asked if I had their phone number....? ....well I think that's what she asked as I closed the door and drove off.... whistle:   I would have helped but all night she treated myself and Miss T and all staff rudely ...... eveilgrin:


Poor bloke...  noooo:
How desperately sad.  What a stupid woman
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71501 on: August 14, 2022, 09:22:59 AM »
Going out to lunch...  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71502 on: August 14, 2022, 12:48:52 PM »
Sorting out my funeral clothes to take to Brighton  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71503 on: August 15, 2022, 03:42:52 PM »
I seem to be in Guildford rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71504 on: August 15, 2022, 04:10:37 PM »
Good bowling alley there

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