The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Steve]

Tried making an appointment with GP on 9 occasions over 6 weeks. No one ever answered the phone

 

Went in today and spoke to receptionist: "Yes, we are busy"

Have appointment now or September 21st!

British Gas have failed to take my DD payments for the last 6 months and are now threatening me with debt collectors !!!  I ask why!

I am now in queue with muzak

Did you try the Chat function?  https://www.britishgas.co.uk/help-and-support/  bottom right of page

[apc2010]

So everyone in world who I owe a penny to has decided today is invoice day ...

The only one who has not is the one I owe thousands to ....

[Nick]

 

[apc2010]

Stopped for light out on car ..   50 snotters ..till I told him it was MOT'd last week (he checked on putor) ..so now have week to fix and take to old bill station ...

[Barman]

Stopped for light out on car ..   50 snotters ..till I told him it was MOT'd last week (he checked on putor) ..so now have week to fix and take to old bill station ...

Well, it is a new bill really... 

[Steve]

Stopped for light out on car ..   50 snotters ..till I told him it was MOT'd last week (he checked on putor) ..so now have week to fix and take to old bill station ...

Well, it is a new bill really... 

[Barman]

Apey...? Or Misty perhaps...? 

[Nick]

"Lunch" with Nod

[apc2010]

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Apey...? Or Misty perhaps...? 

 

[Nick]

Off to me second favourite lock, like 

[Barman]

Off to me second favourite lock, like 

 

[The Moan Ranger]

Off to me second favourite lock, like 

 

Off to me bed, 4 nights of uber-cuntishness at work has left me bereft of even the energy to drink more than 3 beers 

[apc2010]

Off to loooong "forern" wedding ...1am finish .....   shite location to load into too....

and just heard we are setting up where there is no shade ...

[Steve]

Off to loooong "forern" wedding ...1am finish .....   shite location to load into too....

and just heard we are setting up where there is no shade ...

better there than where the sun don't shine

[Nick]

Bonkers day and another one at Newark tomorrow