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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71865 on: October 14, 2022, 05:32:48 AM »
UPDATE:

So it is a criminal case in a proper criminal court in front of a judge, the scrote suspect's lawyer want to cross examine me under oath to try to prove that he could not possibly have committed the crime...  eeek:

I've never been in a court, let alone a Cypriot one, under oath and all proceedings in Greek!  scared2:

So I've had to hire a lawyer at €250 per hour (or part thereof) to interpret/represent me!  cussing:

First thing the lawyer said was, "You never, ever sign a witness statement in Cyprus!"  Banghead
 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71866 on: October 14, 2022, 05:44:59 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71867 on: October 14, 2022, 06:18:54 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71868 on: October 14, 2022, 08:52:30 AM »
Quote from: Barman on October 14, 2022, 05:32:48 AM
UPDATE:

So it is a criminal case in a proper criminal court in front of a judge, the scrote suspect's lawyer want to cross examine me under oath to try to prove that he could not possibly have committed the crime...  eeek:

I've never been in a court, let alone a Cypriot one, under oath and all proceedings in Greek!  scared2:

So I've had to hire a lawyer at €250 per hour (or part thereof) to interpret/represent me!  cussing:

First thing the lawyer said was, "You never, ever sign a witness statement in Cyprus!"  Banghead
noooo: noooo: noooo:

Why not just turn up in court by yourself and reply to every question in Greek with 'Que'
 
And a T Shirt with 'Have you guys never heard of Google Translate' on it?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71869 on: October 14, 2022, 08:53:52 AM »
How the hell do you have to pay for an Interpreter? evil:

What would happen if you just turned up and confirmed can't speak Greek ( English is also a challenge sometimes  lol:).
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71870 on: October 14, 2022, 03:55:27 PM »
I thought that. Surely the courts must have interpreters... rubschin: rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71871 on: October 14, 2022, 05:11:13 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 14, 2022, 03:55:27 PM
I thought that. Surely the courts must have interpreters... rubschin: rubschin:

Anyhoo, no boats so knocked off early and went to buy an electric blanket  cloud9:



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71872 on: October 14, 2022, 05:13:19 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71873 on: October 15, 2022, 06:12:41 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on October 14, 2022, 08:53:52 AM
How the hell do you have to pay for an Interpreter? evil:

What would happen if you just turned up and confirmed can't speak Greek ( English is also a challenge sometimes  lol:).

TBF it is a Greek speaking island and all the proceedings will be in Greek...

Unlike the UK they don't think they should fund someone who can't be bothered to learn the lingo... I think it is contempt of court if you turn up without somebody who can...

It is just unfortunate in this instance that a 'good deed' is going to cost me wonga... Won't do that again!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71874 on: October 15, 2022, 06:50:26 AM »
Flu and Covid jabs and then making steak and kidley pies cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71875 on: October 15, 2022, 07:17:07 AM »
Quote from: Nick on October 15, 2022, 06:50:26 AM
Flu and Covid jabs and then making steak and kidley pies cloud9:

 A good day then … apart from the kidneys.   sick2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71876 on: October 16, 2022, 08:05:54 AM »
Cracking storm today!  Thumbs:

I shall mostly be lounging around in my PJs reading The Colour of Magic (having returned Hitler and Stalin in Churches ::))  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71877 on: October 18, 2022, 04:46:51 AM »
Going for a swim ( eeek:) and then off for lunch in Pafos...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71878 on: October 18, 2022, 07:43:06 AM »
Taking them who shall be obeyed to the vets for their jabs  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71879 on: October 18, 2022, 08:05:15 AM »
Quote from: Steve on October 18, 2022, 07:43:06 AM
Taking them who shall be obeyed to the vets for their jabs  scared2:

Mrs. Steve...?  rubschin:
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