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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72450 on: January 23, 2023, 10:11:20 AM »
A message floods in...

Apey and Misty have spent a night at a 5-Star hotel in my village... Apparently Misty has put her back out.

I told her not to try and open his wallet...  noooo:

The lengths poor Misty has to go to get Padlock Pockets to pay for a hotel.. noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72451 on: January 23, 2023, 11:18:54 AM »
alf our bing attttttacked by dntist (£110) and thn Rnaut dealerrrr to get radio key code (£18) and get home t nd man with pneumaticcccccc drool waiting to get in evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72452 on: January 24, 2023, 04:50:32 AM »
Taking KIA-Ora for a service...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72453 on: January 24, 2023, 12:25:34 PM »
Taking KIA-Ora for a service...

Dont mention cars ...still waiting for merc..!!!. cussing: Angry9: Banghead cussing: Angry9: Banghead

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72454 on: January 24, 2023, 01:41:22 PM »
Bac... €425 worse off... New brake pads...  sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72455 on: January 24, 2023, 05:23:47 PM »
Bac... €425 worse off... New brake pads...  sad24:

Isn,t that how much Kias are new ........ rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72456 on: January 24, 2023, 05:54:35 PM »
Bac... €425 worse off... New brake pads...  sad24:

Isn,t that how much Kias are new ........ rubschin:

I wish!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72457 on: January 24, 2023, 05:59:14 PM »
Snake attack ...!!!... eeek:   well Miss T opened front door and sees a snake on balcony....screams ....so I shooed all cats away ..got broom to remove it ...think it is dead... rubschin:  thack it away ....


after all that it was a toy...... evil:  I guess one of the cats found it ??? (where ? ) and bought it home to play ...

When my heart rate returns to normal and Miss T comes back down from the roof...I expect we will see the funny side..... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72458 on: January 24, 2023, 06:01:54 PM »
Is her back better? eyes:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72459 on: January 24, 2023, 06:30:12 PM »
Snake attack ...!!!... eeek:   well Miss T opened front door and sees a snake on balcony....screams ....so I shooed all cats away ..got broom to remove it ...think it is dead... rubschin:  thack it away ....


after all that it was a toy...... evil:  I guess one of the cats found it ??? (where ? ) and bought it home to play ...

When my heart rate returns to normal and Miss T comes back down from the roof...I expect we will see the funny side..... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72460 on: January 25, 2023, 08:32:25 AM »
Going for lunch at Ocean Basket...  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72461 on: January 25, 2023, 09:07:25 AM »
Waiting for the bathroom man  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72462 on: January 25, 2023, 09:12:21 AM »
Waiting for the bathroom man  evil:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72463 on: January 25, 2023, 09:32:50 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72464 on: January 25, 2023, 09:13:35 PM »
Guest   09:03:08 PM   Printing the topic "Fantastic Headlines".

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