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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72555 on: February 21, 2023, 01:30:56 PM »
A few breakfast Guinness, then shopping for pancake ingredients.

And, BTW, sugar and lemon are the only things to put on pancakes. Anything else is noncery and you should be on a register.

Honestly I was half expecting you to pour Guinness on them..  whistle:

A real man would obvs.  whistle:

So what do you use instead?  point:

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Hadaway BM you walked into that one. You couldn't have made it much easier short of wearing a flashing neon sign saying EASY TARGET HERE.  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72556 on: February 21, 2023, 02:20:34 PM »
A few breakfast Guinness, then shopping for pancake ingredients.

And, BTW, sugar and lemon are the only things to put on pancakes. Anything else is noncery and you should be on a register.
Fuck that ^.  The Jack Daniels is going to meet Mr Pancake again tonight
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72557 on: February 21, 2023, 04:59:23 PM »
I seem to be in Heswall rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72558 on: February 21, 2023, 08:44:32 PM »
A few breakfast Guinness, then shopping for pancake ingredients.

And, BTW, sugar and lemon are the only things to put on pancakes. Anything else is noncery and you should be on a register.
Fuck that ^.  The Jack Daniels is going to meet Mr Pancake again tonight
And a happy union it turned out to be.  Ms Maple Syrup was also intimately involved
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72559 on: February 22, 2023, 11:45:47 AM »
A few breakfast Guinness thence Sainsbury's to purchase food,  beer and beat up anybody with more than  2 punnets of tomatoes. Grannies and cripples included.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72560 on: February 22, 2023, 11:50:33 AM »
A few breakfast Guinness thence Sainsbury's to purchase food,  beer and beat up anybody with more than  2 punnets of tomatoes. Grannies and cripples included.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72561 on: February 22, 2023, 02:20:32 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72562 on: February 22, 2023, 05:03:54 PM »
Home after an exciting drive (in fog eeek:) via

https://www.dangerousroads.org/europe/england/3844-a537-cat-and-fiddle.html

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Was it that dangerous before you started driving on it?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72563 on: February 22, 2023, 05:05:38 PM »
Home after an exciting drive (in fog eeek:) via

https://www.dangerousroads.org/europe/england/3844-a537-cat-and-fiddle.html

 eeek: eeek: scared2:
Was it that dangerous before you started driving on it?

Do you even need to ask?  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72564 on: February 28, 2023, 08:55:01 AM »
Going out to buy a new fridge freezer evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72565 on: February 28, 2023, 12:46:12 PM »
Been to The Land Registry with a friend then lunch at Wagas...  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72566 on: February 28, 2023, 02:53:45 PM »
Spotty yoof: Yes sir, the model suits your requirements and is reduced in price
How much?
SY: Just £349
 Shocked:
SY: Delivery is an extra £25
 Shocked:
SY: And we can take your old one away for just £30
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72567 on: February 28, 2023, 03:05:13 PM »
Spotty yoof: Yes sir, the model suits your requirements and is reduced in price
How much?
SY: Just £349
 Shocked:
SY: Delivery is an extra £25
 Shocked:
SY: And we can take your old one away for just £30
 Shocked:


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I have a fridge for sale...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72568 on: February 28, 2023, 03:11:03 PM »
Spotty yoof: Yes sir, the model suits your requirements and is reduced in price
How much?
SY: Just £349
 Shocked:
SY: Delivery is an extra £25
 Shocked:
SY: And we can take your old one away for just £30
 Shocked:


 sad32: sad32:

I'm surprised the spotty yoof didn't try and flog you an extended warrantee..  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72569 on: February 28, 2023, 03:24:43 PM »
Spotty yoof: Yes sir, the model suits your requirements and is reduced in price
How much?
SY: Just £349
 Shocked:
SY: Delivery is an extra £25
 Shocked:
SY: And we can take your old one away for just £30
 Shocked:


 sad32: sad32:

I'm surprised the spotty yoof didn't try and flog you an extended warrantee..  whistle:

He did

I declined
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