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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72570 on: February 28, 2023, 03:33:47 PM »
Spotty yoof: Yes sir, the model suits your requirements and is reduced in price
How much?
SY: Just £349
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SY: Delivery is an extra £25
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SY: And we can take your old one away for just £30
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I'm surprised the spotty yoof didn't try and flog you an extended warrantee..  whistle:

He did

I declined

Ah, they don't cover the Nick effect anymore I guess.  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72571 on: February 28, 2023, 05:07:19 PM »
Spotty yoof: Yes sir, the model suits your requirements and is reduced in price
How much?
SY: Just £349
 Shocked:
SY: Delivery is an extra £25
 Shocked:
SY: And we can take your old one away for just £30
 Shocked:


 sad32: sad32:



Still sounds like a bargain as long as they dispose of the body inside it for you
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72572 on: February 28, 2023, 05:09:45 PM »
So been to Hever Castle (free) and then Bluewater (nominally free but she spent a fortune) and then huge tidy up as next stop is the pub for din dins with friends who'll come back for coffee stuff

I'm knackered already (and a bit broke)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72573 on: February 28, 2023, 06:51:43 PM »
So been to Hever Castle (free) and then Bluewater (nominally free but she spent a fortune) and then huge tidy up as next stop is the pub for din dins with friends who'll come back for coffee stuff

I'm knackered already (and a bit broke)

Blue water helped increase the price of my house .... Thumbs:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72574 on: February 28, 2023, 07:13:06 PM »
So been to Hever Castle (free) and then Bluewater (nominally free but she spent a fortune) and then huge tidy up as next stop is the pub for din dins with friends who'll come back for coffee stuff

I'm knackered already (and a bit broke)

Blue water helped increase the price of my house .... Thumbs:

 rubschin:  but  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72575 on: February 28, 2023, 07:27:47 PM »
So been to Hever Castle (free) and then Bluewater (nominally free but she spent a fortune) and then huge tidy up as next stop is the pub for din dins with friends who'll come back for coffee stuff

I'm knackered already (and a bit broke)

Blue water helped increase the price of my house .... Thumbs:

You put one of those blocks in the cistern...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72576 on: March 01, 2023, 08:01:19 PM »
So been to Hever Castle (free) and then Bluewater (nominally free but she spent a fortune) and then huge tidy up as next stop is the pub for din dins with friends who'll come back for coffee stuff

I'm knackered already (and a bit broke)

Blue water helped increase the price of my house .... Thumbs:

You put one of those blocks in the cistern...?  rubschin:

Mong...I bought a 3 bed semi detached just before they started building Bluewater less 1 mile from it ...property prices went though the roof (pun ) ...companies like Marks Spencer etc would mail drop asking to buy or rent ...

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72577 on: March 01, 2023, 08:52:04 PM »
So been to Hever Castle (free) and then Bluewater (nominally free but she spent a fortune) and then huge tidy up as next stop is the pub for din dins with friends who'll come back for coffee stuff

I'm knackered already (and a bit broke)

Blue water helped increase the price of my house .... Thumbs:

You put one of those blocks in the cistern...?  rubschin:

Mong...I bought a 3 bed semi detached just before they started building Bluewater less 1 mile from it ...property prices went though the roof (pun ) ...companies like Marks Spencer etc would mail drop asking to buy or rent ...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72578 on: March 01, 2023, 09:49:48 PM »
So been to Hever Castle (free) and then Bluewater (nominally free but she spent a fortune) and then huge tidy up as next stop is the pub for din dins with friends who'll come back for coffee stuff

I'm knackered already (and a bit broke)

Blue water helped increase the price of my house .... Thumbs:

You put one of those blocks in the cistern...?  rubschin:

Mong...I bought a 3 bed semi detached just before they started building Bluewater less 1 mile from it ...property prices went though the roof (pun ) ...companies like Marks Spencer etc would mail drop asking to buy or rent ...
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Just thinking about it . rubschin:.it was detached ....funny how memories are..... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72579 on: March 01, 2023, 10:23:06 PM »
You should see the crap they're building by Bluewater now.

No I take that back it's facepalm: stuff
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72580 on: March 02, 2023, 07:48:57 AM »
Going swimming!  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72581 on: March 02, 2023, 08:36:23 AM »
Going swimming!  eeek:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72582 on: March 02, 2023, 08:40:20 AM »
Having my hair done whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72583 on: March 02, 2023, 09:53:02 AM »
tidying up  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72584 on: March 02, 2023, 02:05:49 PM »
They brought out the sheep shears  redface:
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