The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Nick]

Going to the police to report a missing person

[Uncle Mort]

 

Are you sure they're not just hiding from you?

[Barman]

Going to the police to report a missing person

Nod?

[Steve]

Going to the police to report a missing person

Right move    but sad situation 

[Nick]

Going to the police to report a missing person

Right move    but sad situation 

Well after some initial scepticism, even suspicion, they snapped into action and "escalated" me to a Detective Inspector. Enquiries have started. They asked, hypothetically like, if I would be willing to identify a body 

[Barman]

Going to the police to report a missing person

Right move    but sad situation 

Well after some initial scepticism, even suspicion, they snapped into action and "escalated" me to a Detective Inspector. Enquiries have started. They asked, hypothetically like, if I would be willing to identify a body 

  Who was is it? 

[Steve]

Going to the police to report a missing person

Right move    but sad situation 

Well after some initial scepticism, even suspicion, they snapped into action and "escalated" me to a Detective Inspector. Enquiries have started. They asked, hypothetically like, if I would be willing to identify a body 

  but a sensible question

[Barman]

Been to the bank... 

[Steve]

Albert Hall for posh nosh and James Bond music

[Nick]

Been helping Nod set up his new Alexa. I nearly killed him 

Then he was complaing he had forgotten how to turn on his laptop. Told him where to locate the Power button for the 90 billiionth time. Told him his password.

Then he said, "I want to turn it off now" 

 

[Steve]

Been helping Nod set up his new Alexa. I nearly killed him 

Then he was complaing he had forgotten how to turn on his laptop. Told him where to locate the Power button for the 90 billiionth time. Told him his password.

Then he said, "I want to turn it off now" 

 

[Barman]

Been helping Nod set up his new Alexa. I nearly killed him 

Then he was complaing he had forgotten how to turn on his laptop. Told him where to locate the Power button for the 90 billiionth time. Told him his password.

Then he said, "I want to turn it off now" 

 

 

You gorra larf Nick!

[Grumpmeister]

Been helping Nod set up his new Alexa. I nearly killed him 

Then he was complaing he had forgotten how to turn on his laptop. Told him where to locate the Power button for the 90 billiionth time. Told him his password.

Then he said, "I want to turn it off now" 

 

 

You gorra larf Nick!

If Nod has got Win10 on his laptop you can configure Cortana to close down or restart the pc by voice command. 

[Nick]

You don't know Nod, do you?

[Nick]

He wrote down the word ALEXA in his notebook so as not to forget the name

And I may have set up Alexa to give him daily info about weather, traffic and news at 7 a.m.