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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72705 on: April 04, 2023, 01:36:15 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 04, 2023, 12:25:40 PM
He wrote down the word ALEXA in his notebook so as not to forget the name noooo:

And I may have set up Alexa to give him daily info about weather, traffic and news at 7 a.m. whistle: angel1

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72706 on: April 04, 2023, 01:55:39 PM »
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Going to the police to report a missing person
Right move  :thumbsup:  but sad situation  noooo:

Well after some initial scepticism, even suspicion, they snapped into action and "escalated" me to a Detective Inspector. Enquiries have started. They asked, hypothetically like, if I would be willing to identify a body  eeek:

 eeek: Who was is it?  eeek:

He lives and is fine!!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72707 on: April 04, 2023, 01:56:43 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 04, 2023, 01:55:39 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 03, 2023, 02:05:16 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 03, 2023, 01:34:50 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 03, 2023, 10:30:22 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 03, 2023, 08:46:50 AM
Going to the police to report a missing person
Right move  :thumbsup:  but sad situation  noooo:

Well after some initial scepticism, even suspicion, they snapped into action and "escalated" me to a Detective Inspector. Enquiries have started. They asked, hypothetically like, if I would be willing to identify a body  eeek:

 eeek: Who was is it?  eeek:

He lives and is fine!!

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72708 on: April 04, 2023, 02:28:55 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72709 on: April 04, 2023, 03:41:43 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72710 on: April 04, 2023, 05:20:42 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 04, 2023, 12:19:21 PM
You don't know Nod, do you? noooo: noooo: noooo:

It may be worth you having a look at a program called Voiceattack. It's more for gaming and can be fiddly to initially configure but there is a lot of flexibility as far as what can be done with it. Even Nod should be able to handle saying something like 'shut down computer' and letting it do it's thing once the command has been programmed.

There are also a bunch of entertaining voicepacks available from people including William Shatner, Tom Baker , Paul Darrow and Brian Blessed. I've got the Shatner pack for Elite Dangerous but someone vaguely tech savvy with an evil sense of humour could easily adapt Blessed's one to sound like a deranged Alexalike...  eveilgrin:

https://youtu.be/y3_yZax1Ctk

 

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72711 on: April 05, 2023, 06:14:52 AM »
Brighton
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72712 on: April 07, 2023, 05:37:52 AM »
Popped in for a blood test at the local clinic first thing and now off to the solicitor in Larnaca... Not connected!  lol:

McDonald's may feature in the trip...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72713 on: April 07, 2023, 06:58:47 AM »
Alfriston cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72714 on: April 07, 2023, 08:18:18 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72715 on: April 07, 2023, 11:49:01 AM »
Came back via Ditchling rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72716 on: April 07, 2023, 11:51:43 AM »
The odd couple...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72717 on: April 07, 2023, 01:59:41 PM »





Going to this...  rubschin:

Thankfully there is a pub next door for Plan B.  Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72718 on: April 07, 2023, 02:59:41 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 07, 2023, 11:49:01 AM
Came back via Ditchling rubschin:
We didn't get there til 1

Excellent grub again at the Nutmeg Cafe
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #72719 on: April 07, 2023, 03:08:13 PM »
Is that the one at the crossroads opposite the Bull?
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