Tonight’s wedding was a bunch of hipsters and tossers …
mother of the bride preferred to be called “them” …like I can introduce her speech as ….so next up we have them ..!….asshole …
All blokes had hipster beards etc …and loads of steak left on buffet ..so guess they were fruitarians or some shite …
BTW ..I introduced her as Mother of the bride …!…Because she was ….