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Offline Steve

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #74760 on: June 18, 2024, 12:45:53 PM »
Reading BM's manifesto

https://www.countbinface.com/manifesto

'1 all Water bosses to take a dip in british rivers, to see how they like it

2 national service to be introduced for all former prime ministers . . .'

And more
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #74761 on: June 18, 2024, 04:09:25 PM »
Count Binface is BM's younger more dynamic sibling Steve  whistle:

I love the way that buried inside the insanity there are some very good ideas, such as:

Minsters’ pay to be tied to that of nurses for the next 100 years

MP's to live in the area they wish to serve for 4 years before election, to improve local representation

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #74762 on: June 18, 2024, 04:22:22 PM »
Total slob day  redface:

Ordered groceries by Deliveroo and waiting for delivery of Injun takeaway at 7 (which also means breakfast is sorted)  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #74763 on: June 18, 2024, 07:22:11 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 18, 2024, 04:09:25 PM
Count Binface is BM's younger more dynamic sibling Steve  whistle:

I love the way that buried inside the insanity there are some very good ideas, such as:

Minsters’ pay to be tied to that of nurses for the next 100 years

MP's to live in the area they wish to serve for 4 years before election, to improve local representation
:thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #74764 on: June 18, 2024, 07:23:21 PM »
Sevenoaks for a walk round the park then Bluewater for shopatherapy and fillyafacery
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #74765 on: June 18, 2024, 11:54:16 PM »
Had nice polite guests … eeek:  lovely couple who got married …AND got fed at a venue that hardly ever feeds me in 12 years working there … eeek: …

Might buy a lottery card tomorrow … rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #74766 on: June 19, 2024, 12:10:55 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on June 18, 2024, 11:54:16 PM
Had nice polite guests … eeek:  lovely couple who got married …AND got fed at a venue that hardly ever feeds me in 12 years working there … eeek: …

Might buy a lottery card tomorrow … rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #74767 on: June 19, 2024, 06:36:45 AM »
Waiting in for a locksmith  evil:

Popped out to my car last night and couldn’t get back in as the front door lock had jammed. evil:

Climbed in through a window  :thumbsup:

Some nosy neighbour call the police  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #74768 on: June 19, 2024, 06:53:46 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 19, 2024, 06:36:45 AM
Waiting in for a locksmith  evil:

Popped out to my car last night and couldn’t get back in as the front door lock had jammed. evil:

Climbed in through a window  :thumbsup:

Some nosy neighbour call the police  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead


 lol: lol: lol: point:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #74769 on: June 19, 2024, 06:54:15 AM »
Going to Auschwitz for the day...  cry:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #74770 on: June 19, 2024, 07:13:36 AM »
Is it time for my Holocaust joke? redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #74771 on: June 19, 2024, 07:30:13 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 19, 2024, 07:13:36 AM
Is it time for my Holocaust joke? redface:


Go on... Popcorn:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #74772 on: June 19, 2024, 07:35:07 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 19, 2024, 06:53:46 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 19, 2024, 06:36:45 AM
Waiting in for a locksmith  evil:

Popped out to my car last night and couldn’t get back in as the front door lock had jammed. evil:

Climbed in through a window  :thumbsup:

Some nosy neighbour call the police  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead


 lol: lol: lol: point:

Spidermong Spidermong
Caught climbing through a window wrong..

 whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #74773 on: June 19, 2024, 08:35:26 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 19, 2024, 06:54:15 AM
Going to Auschwitz for the day...  cry:
Brave, I chickened out of going round Dachau. 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #74774 on: June 19, 2024, 08:37:00 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 19, 2024, 06:53:46 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 19, 2024, 06:36:45 AM
Waiting in for a locksmith  evil:

Popped out to my car last night and couldn’t get back in as the front door lock had jammed. evil:

Climbed in through a window  :thumbsup:

Some nosy neighbour call the police  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead


 lol: lol: lol: point:
The neighbour prolly has a sun with a speedboat.  Step 1 of revenge , glue in lock, step 2: call the rozzers.
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