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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #74955 on: July 25, 2024, 10:54:39 PM »
They’ll be whipping the catheter out soon  whistle:


Tomoz... If they can stop the bleeding...  scared2:

A few complications, lost a lot of blood and had a transfusion late last night... All seems back on track now and hopefully being let out tomorrow as planned...  Thumbs:

Will they make you wear one of those cone thing round your neck … rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #74956 on: July 26, 2024, 04:11:27 AM »
Only 3 hour work tonight …but ………got a tip … Shocked:      cloud9:

Was the tip, "Get up earlier and you could get to work on time"...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #74957 on: July 26, 2024, 03:19:16 PM »
They’ll be whipping the catheter out soon  whistle:


Tomoz... If they can stop the bleeding...  scared2:

A few complications, lost a lot of blood and had a transfusion late last night... All seems back on track now and hopefully being let out tomorrow as planned...  Thumbs:

Bah!  Banghead

Catheter and Cannula out this morning as planned...  Thumbs:

Blood cots prevented passing water... Catheter and Cannula re-fitted and now hopefully home tomoz...  sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #74958 on: July 26, 2024, 03:32:54 PM »
Your poor Willy  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #74959 on: July 26, 2024, 03:42:55 PM »
Your poor Willy  noooo:

I know, I think everyone in the bleddy hospital has seen it now...  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #74960 on: July 26, 2024, 03:55:55 PM »
Do they have magnifying glasses?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #74961 on: July 26, 2024, 04:01:51 PM »
Do they have magnifying glasses?

* Moves €50 note from left pocket to right pocket *  sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #74962 on: July 26, 2024, 04:03:45 PM »
Do they have magnifying glasses?

* Moves €50 note from left pocket to right pocket *  sad24:

It's just Nick being the voice of experience  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #74963 on: July 26, 2024, 04:05:18 PM »
Do they have magnifying glasses?

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It's just Nick being the voice of experience  whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #74964 on: July 26, 2024, 04:23:45 PM »
Do they have magnifying glasses?
recycle time for those 'you'll just feel a little prick' jokes?
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #74965 on: July 26, 2024, 11:27:07 PM »
Your poor Willy  noooo:

I know, I think everyone in the bleddy hospital has seen it now...  redface:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #74966 on: July 26, 2024, 11:34:13 PM »
Back from work ..normal service resumed ..rude guests ….one ..”I,m gonna sing sweet Caroline  ::). ..me no you are not ..!..
Why ,..?

It is not karoake ..and the venue don’t allow it either ..!. ( true )..

Yes ,I am ,you can’t tell me ,I am the brides sister ,you don’t own the venue ..!..

Apey ..but I own the equipment ..and the Mircophones .. whistle:

The manager then told her No… … Thumbs:



that is the short version with her swearing missed too …

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #74967 on: July 27, 2024, 04:53:47 AM »
Back from work ..normal service resumed ..rude guests ….one ..”I,m gonna sing sweet Caroline  ::). ..me no you are not ..!..
Why ,..?

It is not karoake ..and the venue don’t allow it either ..!. ( true )..

Yes ,I am ,you can’t tell me ,I am the brides sister ,you don’t own the venue ..!..

Apey ..but I own the equipment ..and the Mircophones .. whistle:

The manager then told her No… … Thumbs:



that is the short version with her swearing missed too …

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #74968 on: July 27, 2024, 08:31:57 AM »
Going Home!  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #74969 on: July 27, 2024, 08:49:52 AM »
Well, whatever, nevermind