The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[apc2010]

Home. No boats 

I see no boats doesn’t have the same ring to it …

[Nick]

All in bed for the winter, like

[Steve]

All in bed for the winter, like

You must get stood down for the winter soon

[Nick]

Next week 

[Nick]

Today has been cancelled

[Steve]

Today has been cancelled

Weather?

[Nick]

And indolence 

[Nick]

Couch potato mode: ON

Collapso
Stilton
Crackers

Day of the Jackal: ON

[Steve]

Couch potato mode: ON

Collapso
Stilton
Crackers

Day of the Jackal: ON

[apc2010]

Couch potato mode: ON
 
Collapso
Stilton
Crackers

Day of the Jackal: ON

 

[Barman]

Driving home from the panhandle..

[Steve]

Bluewater to get me phone sorted (battery change)

[Barman]

Back! 

[Steve]

Bluewater to get me phone sorted (battery change)

Well what fun today has been

I arrived late thanks to two major traffic incidents caused by fuckwit truckers (see filling trousers thread for one) that have paralysed roads in North Kent all day.  But no problem as the idiot woman with the appointment before hadn't read any of the instructions and couldn't remember her password and had let the battery run flat.  Apple staff are very patient, I'd have told her to eff off and not darken their doors again.

Then Apple battery changer managed to break the display on my phone changing the battery (actually this isn't uncommon with more recent iPhones so gave me a £199 display replacement for free   

Then to eye test to be told my right eye retina has been bleeding again    

Then loads of shopping and not a little eating 

Then trying to get home with roads totally jammed due to incident 2 (some arse sprayed hydraulic fluid on 400 metres of Dartford tunnel) still not being sorted as massive resurfacing needed.

 

[apc2010]

Bluewater to get me phone sorted (battery change)

Well what fun today has been

I arrived late thanks to two major traffic incidents caused by fuckwit truckers (see filling trousers thread for one) that have paralysed roads in North Kent all day.  But no problem as the idiot woman with the appointment before hadn't read any of the instructions and couldn't remember her password and had let the battery run flat.  Apple staff are very patient, I'd have told her to eff off and not darken their doors again.

Then Apple battery changer managed to break the display on my phone changing the battery (actually this isn't uncommon with more recent iPhones so gave me a £199 display replacement for free   

Then to eye test to be told my right eye retina has been bleeding again    

Then loads of shopping and not a little eating 

Then trying to get home with roads totally jammed due to incident 2 (some arse sprayed hydraulic fluid on 400 metres of Dartford tunnel) still not being sorted as massive resurfacing needed.

 

Bleeding eye …