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[apc2010]

Olympia

  Ideal home expo…?

Nah, is that still a thing?  Went once after we got married, twas awful.

Destinations Travel Show.  They send us free tickets every year so it seems churlish not to go.  Does give us holiday ideas, got to see what Louise Minchen is like (just like she is on the box) and did see several stunning ladies on the stands.  Travel there and back was shite though.

Thought Miss D went a few years ago and bought loads of tat gizmos ..that she will never use …

I can't throw the first stone when it comes to gadgets that never get used  .

PS it's still on https://www.idealhomeshow.co.uk/

A thing that cuts vegetables into spirals ….?….or the famous finger remover known as the “V-slicer “ ….

[Steve]

Olympia

  Ideal home expo…?

Nah, is that still a thing?  Went once after we got married, twas awful.

Destinations Travel Show.  They send us free tickets every year so it seems churlish not to go.  Does give us holiday ideas, got to see what Louise Minchen is like (just like she is on the box) and did see several stunning ladies on the stands.  Travel there and back was shite though.

Thought Miss D went a few years ago and bought loads of tat gizmos ..that she will never use …

I can't throw the first stone when it comes to gadgets that never get used  .

PS it's still on https://www.idealhomeshow.co.uk/

A thing that cuts vegetables into spirals ….?….or the famous finger remover known as the “V-slicer “ ….

Mrs K has both - in a cupboard somewhere.  Gadgets are more about the journey than the destination.

[Nick]

Going to see The Pub Landlord at the theatre, like.

[Barman]

Going to see The Pub Landlord at the theatre, like.

 

[Nick]

Been round to Nod’s as he wasn’t answering texts or calls. Expected to find him dead. Let myself in all set to dial 999.

Twat had got his phone on silent.

[Barman]

Been round to Nod’s as he wasn’t answering texts or calls. Expected to find him dead. Let myself in all set to dial 999.

Twat had got his phone on silent.

 

[Steve]

My mobile is always on silent, anyone wants to call me, best use my landline. 

[Nick]

I think Al Murray has exhausted the possibilities of the Pub Landlord 

[Barman]

I think Al Murray has exhausted the possibilities of the Pub Landlord 

Awww, what a shame...

[Steve]

I think Al Murray has exhausted the possibilities of the Pub Landlord 

  shame

[Barman]

Packing...

[Steve]

Hole Park for plant fair and annoy loads of people ^*
Tenterden for lunch
Supermarket
Now watching footie

^* arrived to see a queue of cars waiting to park in the mud, got waved through to end up parking not in mud right by people entrance
then there was the long queue to get in except nice lady spots we have booked tickets.  "Oh Mrs K she says, follow me" and takes us straight in.

[Steve]

 

We knew this was coming.  Smoke/Heat alarm in the kitchen starts beeping at 4am     Fortunately it stopped after an hour but it'll come back.

Yes it's the backup battery in it but it is 4.2 metres above the floor.  As someone 1.85m tall this is going to be a challenge.

[Nick]

Filling in a 30 page form for the divorce financial stuff….

[Nick]

Nod feels up to “Lunch”