The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

Two 

Idiots...? 

[Nick]

Mission accomplished. Left Nod yelling at various inanimate objects….

[Steve]

Mission accomplished. Left Nod yelling at various inanimate objects….

[Nick]

Now doing battle with Vodafone 

[Grumpmeister]

Now doing battle with Vodafone 

For some reason I have an image of Nick attacking one of their stores Basil Fawlty stylee with one of those tartan pensioner shopping trolleys.. 

[Nick]

They offered me an upgrade for £10 a month less than I am paying now. When I ordered the upgrade they said that two engineers would come round for up to three hours and would need to drill through walls 

Cancelling it involves the Injun call centre 

[Barman]

They offered me an upgrade for £10 a month less than I am paying now. When I ordered the upgrade they said that two engineers would come round for up to three hours and would need to drill through walls 

Cancelling it involves the Injun call centre 

What is it, to fibre...? Will be a tiny hole... 

[Steve]

They offered me an upgrade for £10 a month less than I am paying now. When I ordered the upgrade they said that two engineers would come round for up to three hours and would need to drill through walls 

Cancelling it involves the Injun call centre 

What is it, to fibre...? Will be a tiny hole... 

Yep

And it might just be a standard statement they make.  Vodafone won't be doing the work anyway Open Reach do that stuff.

[Nick]

I already have fibre. This is full fibre. Can’t be arsed with the hassle