Msg from bank on text
..your card is ready
Collect from branch 660
..

Do they think I know all their f censored:ing branch numbers

Yes I will google it
but how about putting the
address ..??? ..
Seriously ..no wonder every bastard here uses cash ..!..its beyond a joke
And just to get my stress levels higher ..the f censored:g car park is one of those text only things ..no pay n display

Are we sitting comfortably children
So use text car park ..
Go to collect card ..small queue ..

Ask do you post PIN code ? ..
No it is on app

On your online banking ..
Me I said when opening account Didnt want that
Oh ..
I offer my phone to lady ..
She takes it with disgust
tries to get APP working
it does not
Your phone is too old !
Now I am about to explode ..firstly ..in my opinion ..owning any mobile phone should NOT be a requirement to open or use any f censored:g bank account or service
I point the irony that I cant get a new phone as I cannot access my money
she does not find his remotely funny ..

So here I am at home ..trying to calm down and try and access my PIN on another device ? iPad or home PC ..?
The world is doomed ..
So tempted to go in and draw it all out ..and go to another bank ..but in my heart ..I know they will be exactly the same
.RIP customer service
..plus knowing my luck I would need the PIN code to draw it out ..
Rant over