Demisting gadget anyone?

[GROWLER]

Getting partuculary cheesed off waiting for the front screen to de-mist on the inside these cold damp mornings.

Anyone in here got one of those little heater thingies that plug into the fag lighter that you can apparently leave on for 10 minutes before you head out, or any other similar gubbins even? 

[Nick]

Just light a small fire in a brazier (night watchman style). You could roast chestnuts as you drive about, like 

[GROWLER]

Just light a small fire in a brazier (night watchman style). You could roast chestnuts as you drive about, like 

Oh FFS. 

I should have known better, starting this thread when I could see you were/are the only other thing on line.

[Nick]

Only trying to help 

[GROWLER]

Only trying to help 

Well go an' 'ave a kip then.

[Nick]

I admire your apostrophe work

[Snoopy]

I know someone who had one of those plug in heater things ~ ran his battery flat the first time he used it.

Had you considered using your glove to wipe the windscreen ..... like everyone else?

[Barman]

Leave your engine running all night - Simples. 

[GROWLER]

I know someone who had one of those plug in heater things ~ ran his battery flat the first time he used it.

Had you considered using your glove to wipe the windscreen ..... like everyone else?

What you think I am ey? A bloody sheepie?
I don't follow the herds and hoardes, you should know that by now.
 I'm an individual...slightly odd one possibly, but independent all the same.

Use gloves/hands/rags/whatevers on a damp screen, and it creates a miserable smeary mess that then requires the full polishing proceedure that is both time consuming and a pain in the arse.
I CANNOT stand dirty glass.

[Snoopy]

Then get up ten minutes earlier, go out to the car, start the engine, switch on the demister (that's what it's for) and have your brecky whilst standing guard at the curbside to ensure nobody steals the vehicle. 

[GROWLER]

Then get up ten minutes earlier, go out to the car, start the engine, switch on the demister (that's what it's for) and have your brecky whilst standing guard at the curbside to ensure nobody steals the vehicle.  

Wasteful @ FIVE BASTARD HEAVING SNOTTERS A GALLON, AND RAPIDLY RISING   and not good for the engine to be left ticking over either. 

I'll go and 'ave a sniff around Maplins.
Best random  shop for stuff shite  you'd never have believed you could ever have wanted  in the whole werld.

[Snoopy]

Wait long enough and someone will give you one for Christmas and then you won't feel bad about wasting your own money.