Poor you Uncle.
We are fortunate in that opposite us is a Chapel that has a very discreet Christmas Tree above their front door each year. Usually about 5 feet high with 16 coloured lights on a time switch set for on at 4pm and off at 10pm. It goes up one week before Christmas and comes down promptly on 12th Night. Next door to the chapel lives a Scotsman who hates Christmas with a passion so no decorations there.
Behind them is a quarry and mountainside