More than 100 %

[Miss Demeanour]

The Brat has got the crap factor thing on while I am catching up with some stuff on the puter...but all I can hear ( and it's not just on this programme but on loads of others)  is  that this person or that person gave 110 %  etc etc etc

"oh no they didn't they gave 150%   "

"No , no, it was more like a trillion, billion percent   "

FFS stop it now    

100 % is a 100 % and no more

[Darwins Selection]

Could you ascribe a percentage to 'the extra mile'?

[GROWLER]

Mini Moose has just kicked off big time cus I wouldn't stop critising these prats on this crap factor prog. The more she screamed at me the more I just had to carry on.
I offered to sing to her cus I won at kareoke once (whilst bladdered granted)to show her how much better I am than these jumped up little wanabe's.

She doesn't seem at all happy with me anymore. 
I suggested that if I was to keel over with an 'eart attack, she carry on watching this garbage.
She agreed!!!

[Miss Demeanour]

Have you been sent back to your den in disgrace 

I find just singing along to the songs anyway also irritates instantly to the huff point 

[Darwins Selection]

Have you been sent back to your den in disgrace 

I find just singing along to the songs anyway also irritates instantly to the huff point 

That must be quite handy. . . .

[GROWLER]

Have you been sent back to your den in disgrace 

I find just singing along to the songs anyway also irritates instantly to the huff point 

Oh yes!

She gets so bloody ratty when I start ranting about what  she's watching the tv, I just have to do it all the more!

I simply call it 'pay back time'.

Mrs Growler is at werk....WATCHING THIS SHITE apparently.

Cannot believe she's being paid to watch this durge.  

Any'ow. Back to Ikea wardrobe making upstairs.

[Pirate]

 

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M
N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5
= 96%

But ,

A-T -T -I -T -U -D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B -U -L -L -S -H-I -T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing
will take you.

A-S -S -K -I -S-S -I -N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7
= 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it?s the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top

 

[Uncle Mort]

And Zzzzzzzzzzzzz gives you 338%, proving that doing sod all is the best bet.

[Barman]

And Zzzzzzzzzzzzz gives you 338%, proving that doing sod all is the best bet.

[Darwins Selection]

And Zzzzzzzzzzzzz gives you 338%, proving that doing sod all is the best bet.

[Pirate]

Mort...you're a miserable git   

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Oh good grief did I need that....

[Uncle Mort]

Mort...you're a miserable git   

Oh yes!

[Snoopy]

Mort...you're a miserable git   

Oh yes!

A 110% miserable git